I just looked it up: different countries have different lyrics, including the title, which is "The Farmer in the Dell" in the North American version: [en.wikipedia.org]

Y'know what you should do? You should go down to South Shore Tattoo and get this on your back. Totally!

I'd hazard a guess that it's been even longer for me. No idea why that song sticks in my head. Maybe it's that my ancient mother still sings it from time to time.

HAhahaha—and she was dressed as a nun for a part, right? And mimed sexily licking her own nipple while he was on the phone to his girlfriend? I'd forgotten how funny she was.

Well, and the inflamed follicles make Charlie look like he's got meth face.

@Diziet_Sma: Isn't the line "The Farmer Takes a Wife"? Hi-ho-the-dairy-o and all that?

That's awesome.

They were separated.

Yes! On "Extras"—thanks, I just remembered that. Wasn't she coaching Ricky on sexy talk?

But...but...can't he be a really likable divorced guy? As Louis CK says, a divorce is never bad news because it means the end of a bad marriage...people in happy marriages don't get divorced.

Wryly ironic can appear sad to the unhip.

I noticed that as well, but GawkerTV's audience is very different from Jezebel's.

Kate just doesn't seem able to censor herself at all, does she? She's got the Amanda Seyfried thing going on, but she's been doing it for much longer.

NOOoooooo!! I LURVE Tommy Lee Jones. James Franco, on the other hand, I can take or leave.

YESSS!! I do remember. And if I recall, you weren't the only one who recounted his lechery. Weren't there a few others who offered similar stories? Am I misremembering?

@nesoxochi: ...but your dad might!

Robert Frost would certainly agree.

But what about the speech?

Tracy Morgan?

...and then when you're done, you overheard him on the phone saying, "She was OK. I wasn't that impressed by it. It wasn't very good."