double-post, sorry!

@dgibber: Really....I thought is was really funny, but I'm Canadian (as is Oxford).

Kelly Oxford's tweet is hilarious!

@Tequila Cinco: Yeah, but don't we all have people like that in our lives, and our mum says, "But I thought you HATED so-and-so" because you did, but that was last week, and this week you love them again.

@Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): Y'know, I thought it was a really nice tweet as well. It seems like she's just saying "All is right with the world." I hope they stay together.

"I don't want a younger face." DVF is the best—I wish more women would get on this bandwagon. Women must resist the "younger-is-better" argument we're constantly being sold.

Wow! Thanks—I've been trying to get a star for ages, and I told myself today would be the day!!

Ouch.

@uscpixie: Thank you! This is SO true.

@All Hail The Big Cat: Hear, hear!! Never, ever compromise your ability to get a job (if you can help it).

Ummmm....not really getting it. She's cute and all that, but why the heck would Gaga be crying? Am I missing something?

@ryanhoulihan: I agree with you. It seems snarky, particularly because it's Britney. When are we going to read a "Mariah wears Spanx to appear slimmer" headline?

What did she mean by "it had moved from the vagina to the cervix"?

Yeah, but where are the "I'm not pregnant, I'm fat" products?

I'm sorry, but this is still snarking (though it's disguised as feminism). Leave her alone—stop analyzing whether she's fatter in real life and has used cameras to slim herself down. Who gives a shit? She's putting herself out there in a vulnerable way, and this frame-by-frame analysis of her body is just wrong. Just…

@sarah0220 (please don't take my star): Totally. And I am old. Really old....yet I know who most of them are. S.A.D. (oh, and please give me a star).

And actually, I have seen that commercial, and it is a total bummer.

HIlarious!

@theorgasmingnun: Because they're smug: [www.youtube.com]

The shitting on the table part is the worst. No one tells you about that, and they really should.