You’re right. I’m sure he did that Nike campaign gratis.
(And by the way, don’t worry: You don’t sound racist at all.)

I think it’s tacky. I shall illustrate.

Life imitating art.

Bitches, please. We Germans are hitting those speeds every night of the week on the autobahn and yall talking about hot brakes and tires blowing up. GTFOH.

How wrong is it to think this is awesome?

Are they sure it was a Mustang? It was a dark colored car at night...

You know, I saw a newer 7 series the other day getting ready to turn with no signals, and miraculously, just before they turned it’s blinkers..... blinked!

I saw a F150 with something in the box

I’ll go you one better. I AM a subaru WRX driver who doesn’t vape.

I saw a Camry without a dent in the bumper.

I don’t know, I saw a BMW with working turn signals the other day.

Second this. It amazes me how aged a car looks when it’s headlights and taillights are scratched and fogged over.

Alternate title:

No matter what you drive, it’ll make a better impression if it looks clean and well-taken-care-of (good paint, no dents, no torn seats, no trash inside, etc.).

Your used Escalade does not make you look rich. Why?

“That’s nothing. I black out for the last 6 minutes of most games.”

It went black for six minutes, but then it went back? I didn’t think that was how it worked.

Oh good, it was a tornado. All that time while the sirens were blaring, I was whispering to the blank screen:

“Are you there, God? It’s me, Margaret.”

If I were to die in a tornado I would want my last 10 seconds to be watching 2 teams I don’t care about too.