She’s not growing on me a bit, but this is still a totally bullshit question. She said she doesn’t cook, why not just drop it? Let’s stop asking women this irrelevant stuff just to make them seem more “relatable.”

You keep living your best life, Jennifer Barkley! :)

I also wanted to smack that uptight dick. He made everything so much harder on her than necessary and did it with glee.

After watching Marie’s show, I see two problems that would only be magnified with celebrities:

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

Remember the time on Parks & Rec Andy came to Ann’s house naked?

He seems like the kind of guy to be fake in front of your parents and then wake you up early from hyper sleep only to claim it was a simple malfunction in the electrical system when in reality he did it himself only to suit his own needs for companionship and id satisfaction.  

Pratt turns out to be more Passengers than Parks and Rec.

He’s a Christian Republican.  The two biggest red flags in existence.

There are a bunch of blind items about them supplying Pratt and Bieber with an endless supply of young, very young women.

Spending his saturdays praying and hanging out with his fiancee’s mom? Going to church on dates? Sounds like be’s overcompensating or trying to repress some non-christian urges. I don’t mind religion in moderation, but when people overdo it they’re usually hiding something

I think Katherine is the animal rescue advocate, which just adds another layer of weird to the relationship.

Hillsong sounds like the kind of place that will get investigated soon.

I’m with you. He seems like a narcissist in handsome sheep's clothing. 

I don’t know why, but Chris Pratt has always set off “DANGER, DANGER” bells in my head. Like, I feel as though he’d be really slowly emotionally manipulative and that his “charming” persona is just a public veneer that he strips off but only when he’s thoroughly got you under his control. RUN, KATHERINE.

Was Daniel the first hipster?

Not quite. Daniel and his companions were hostages being kept in Babylon—the hope was that they would “go native” and they will be sent back to Judea and serve as puppet rulers for the Babylonian Empire.

Maybe I’m reading it wrong, but I think Pratt has political aspirations after the fashion of Schwarzenegger. Farris was not a suitable mate for that. A Kennedy is. It also fits in with his whole ‘hunting and Jesus’ schtick. I believe they will only separate if he does something that makes a political career untenable.

The internet in general and Kinja in particular have very strong views on the order of the Best Chrises. It is a thing that is known. So I can’t even fathom what it would feel like to get engaged to the universally acknowledged Worst Chris, who is Worst Chris by a substantial margin.

Pratt is also currently on the “Daniel Fast,”