Yooooo I would watch this movie.

nooooot at alllllllllll

Yep, this is the one. This is the winner.

My wife read that story about the little hole in the wall to me, and now we have resolved that when our daughter moves out on her home, we are going to buy her the biggest dog available. We are going to find a dog that could eat a Volkswagen and it is going to be her roommate. 

Or you wake up the next morning and the back door was open a crack the whole night. Why do we do this to ourselves ? 

I want to see this.  Do I want to see this... ?  Yes.  No.  YES.

This sounds like it could be sleep paralysis. I get that a lot if I fall asleep on my back, but it’s usually a witch tickling or chocking me. 

It’s the most wonderful time of the yeeeeeeaaaaarrrrr.... (by which I mean the time I read these until I am too terrified to cross my living room to the bathroom)

SO HYPE

As much as I dig Rick and Morty most of the time, Venture Brothers really benefited by coming out earlier, before the REALLY REALLY toxic fanbases could get ahold of them, you know? Like there’s a whole lot of “men’s rights activists” and technolibertariandouchebags who probably think Venture Brothers is too old for…

I can’t be the only one who would want to see an episode by Doc that goes down that rabbit hole of obscure 19th painters.

Depeche Mode came up in my friend group’s Slack so I had to find this:

To say this show was ahead of the curve would be a gross understatement.

We see you Lee! I find both of them insufferable but scam on!

It was the only possible end point for him. Anyone who has felt the pull of depression and despair when they’re otherwise positive and hopeful knows that a shattering, traumatic event like, say, having your entire temple burnt to ash and your pupils massacred by your erstwhile protege and nephew would definitely drive…

Not to mention he was petty, whiny, headstrong, and insisted he knew more about being a Jedi than two of the last Jedi MASTERS alive. Granted, he was correct on that last point in the long run and became much more composed by the end of “Jedi,” but the core of that character is there throughout. Him giving up after a…

Also? I don’t think he’ll ever get the recognition he deserves for it, but this was one of his finest performances. And I say this as someone who has loved his voice acting over the years and think he’s a tremendously underrated talent. He brought so many layers of emotion to every line that I could not pay attention…

Luke being a super cynical old man makes perfect sense to me, so much so that I seriously don’t understand those who are upset that Luke isn’t the idealist of the original trilogy. Yes, he was super idealistic...when he was young, but age and experience and seeing what happened with his nephew have chipped away at him…

Do I need to? No. Am I going to? Fuck yes.

This is why Venture Bros. fans think that the Rick and Morty crowd are a bunch of pissy moaners.