There’s gotta be some way to bring Spidey back for the sequel that’s already officially scheduled for a release after Avengers 4 on July 5, 2019. Expect some resurrection, my friend.

Yup. Basically everyone who should’ve died is alive, and vice-versa. There’s no way all of the heroes with fresh franchises (Black Panther, Spider-man, Guardians, etc) all stay dead while the characters portrayed by actors who are ready to hang up the suit stay alive at the end of part 2.

Physicists HATE Him! One Weird Trick Allowed This Man To Break All the Rules of Space-Time.

It’s all so bizarre, as well, because (as others have noted) Jr is an incredibly boring person. How do you get that wrapped up in a completely boring asshole that you write songs about him?

Danity Kane.

This is an incredible headline.

Not one, but two women let Jr. flop around on top of them. Incredible.

These are people so bereft of happiness or pride in their own lives that the only solace they can seek is to actively oppose it in others. Pathetic.

Oh my god, you dusty-assed trolls. Go take a long walk off a short pier, or find your bridges and jump from them.

They saw the abuse and they tried to gaslight them, fuck them.

Good...burn that institution to the ground. I say bury U.S. gymnastics altogether for a couple of years, clear the slate, start over from scratch. Maybe take a hiatus from the next summer olympics out of respect for the many, many ladies lives Nassar disrupted with the help of the USOC.

Oh great, now I’m hungry AND aroused. You’re no help at all.

If the pool is that big, why not have an all herpes cast?

With Robert Redford?

Shit, for a million dollars, my husband would be mad if I didn’t cheat on him.

I haven’t watched The Simpsons in a long time, but Maggie is probably a nihilist.

Growing up is learning about how shitty the Olympics are, to the point where it’s hard to enjoy them. I loved the Olympics as a kid so much.

American Crime Story Season 13 confirmed

One thing I’ve learned in the past week is that one of the more subtle yet insidious abuses of power is their continued insistence that they be the ones to “fix” things. On their terms, always on their terms.