Yeah.

You guys I just watched By the Sea and I LOVED it and Pitt was so incredibly amazing in it and also seemed really in love. My life is OVER.

Yes. Also he doesn’t shower and now that the kids are getting older, Angela didn’t want to be surrounded by husband-sweat AND teenage-sweat. Too much concentration.

Yeah - people read “A list” and immediately think “A-list stars I know that are current.” Like, actors existed before you were born. I immediately was thinking Martin Sheen, Burt Reynolds, Kostner, Voight, or even that enduring piece of shit, Kirk Douglas. Just for the record, probably not any of them, but that’s…

I was successfully ignoring my Lyft driver when this came on the radio, and I let out an anguished “whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat”

Oh man. I had a huge problem with The Big Bang Theory. I was going through some gut-heartburn problems and watching the first few seasons of that show. They eat pizza or chinese food EVERYDAY. They eat out for every single meal! ONE TIME Penny cooked for Leonard and it was terrible and he made fun of her for it. I…

Game of Thrones. So hot right now. Game of Thrones.

Y’know, I am not bitter and generally have liked him...but the more I watch him the more thirsty and not talented he seems. :\ I’m watching the Night Manager and he’s...not good? He’s really bland and fake and seems really impressed with himself. I would say “acting” but it’s the same shtick he does for his other…

WHAT is up with Karlie’s open mouth posing...I hate it with all of my being

We’ve already let my dog know that when the technology is right, we will be putting his brain into a dog robot so he can live forever. He won’t be as cuddly but he’ll get to be a badass robot.

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One of my husband’s groomsmen just...forgot he was asked. They had a night out like 5 months before the wedding and he asked everyone to be part of the wedding, like 5 guys total. Everyone else remembered and was ready to go. This guy: clueless. He didn’t even show to the wedding.

Agreed...I’m liking all this conversation going on because I’m about to go to a creative writing class where we’re talking about this very topic.

....sorry, why are we dressing to show respect to the people around us? This is a really weird phrase to use. And I’m reading into it as “to not torture other people with your gross fatness.”

Yeah, I’m not plus-sized but around a 14-16. One of my biggest breakthroughs was becoming an adult and just realizing, fuck it, I’m not tricking anyone with dark colors or strategic tailoring that I’m a size 4. This is what I look like so why try to hide my body all the time? Now I just try to focus on either looking…

Hell yeah, this is her baby. Love her show much. Catastrophe is full of awful and yet I feel extremely happy every time I watch an episode. That is her amazingness.

It is the ultimate worst and he deserved everything he got, including angry Oprah.

I never watched this movie but I think about the trailer ALL THE TIME.

A while back I decided to read through all the “fake” memoirs I could find. There are a LOT of them. By and large, they were a collection of some of the worst books I have ever read. Exceedingly poor writing, unbelievable, pretentious, saccharine...AWFUL awful stuff. It was really obvious that everyone published them…

Bobby can I get ungreyed? thanks!