Agreed...I had read some rave reviews about it and generally liked it (and everyone in it) but it’s not quite all there yet? And maybe this was purposeful but I didn’t quite get the main motivation - is she obsessed with him because he’s awful? Like, he’s negging her and she likes it? (boo) Or is all the…

Maybe they should start putting out lures on the tour!

If we are overstocked then why is a decent gouda or brie still like $10 at my grocery store? Grrr.

Also who are any of the actors in this movie and why do I care about them. Serious proliferation of generic white dude face. (also I thought Pacey was Pontius Pilate but it’s actually Euron Greyjoy).

Ugh I would love more Eevees! I have only caught about 3 of them. Besides Rattatat and Pidgeys I have a ton of Growlithes, Paras, and Mankeys around. Boring.

Wait, so he kicked you out even though you had separate bedrooms? What gives??

Yeah what is the deal there? Either they are into each other but she doesn’t want to marry him, he doesn’t want to marry her, or a lifetime of bad timing.

Yeah he is straight-up cheating on her, no doubt.

I still, to this day, do not understand the vocal fry thing. To me it is just “how a huge number of people talk.” Why are we isolating it, making it a “women suck at speaking” thing and talking about changing it? It’s here, it’s not going away, it’s just a form of speech...deal with it.

Do you remember Squeeze-its...but with JELLO? Plastic bottles of slurping, disgusting jello goo for you to suck up like some prehistoric bottom-feeder. Even as a kid I was like, “maybe we’ve gone too far.” Apparently the world agrees because I can’t find anything about them online.

Ugh, something I noticed with Tarzan is this media blitz that comes out about something dramatic happening while filming a sex scene. For Tarzan there was this whole blowup about Robbie slapping Skarsgard in the middle of filming. I remember when Halle Berry was in Die Another Day there was a similar story about…

That kid definitely is immortal.

It’s Ivanka Trump. Hence her speech yesterday! I’m going with this.

Those sleeves. The hair. The shoes! This is the saddest outfit on the saddest model in the land.

Not 100% sure but this is just for Thursday, when Friday evening and Saturdays are the real draw. Thursdays can be lime soft openings just to get the buzz going. They also make projections from things like the Fandango sales, competing films, views of the trailer online, etc.

You’re making so much sense it’s hurting my head.

Someone interview this former employee having fun on Twitter today:

Hahaha. I am the 30-something walking through the department stores muttering “doesn’t anybody GO TO WORK?” Where are you wearing all these crazy cut-off shirts and brightly patterned leggings?