Hahaha. I love my dog as my own blood, he is pretty fine behavior-wise but I always worry about him around really young children. You know, babies and toddlers who pull on ears and faces and such. In my head I’m always thinking “my yet-unborn-child better NOT fuck with my Toby.”

When will designers learn that we don’t want to wear bag-shaped dresses? You can do fitted and shaped clothing for plus size and I think it’s much better than wearing a shapeless hefty bag dress...

And almost the entire point is the award and allowing the awardee to speak. Why cut them off?

Yeah...I am a white person who cares about diversity, and when I sit down to write a script or novel, I DO purposefully think about creating rich female and minority characters.

Can someone get me two coffee mugs

...you’re alone there.

Just had a thought that I would totally wear a “Cunts for Hillary” shirt.

I got fired once and it was honestly the best thing that ever happened to me. For a number of reasons, but a big one was that I realized how much of my pride and personal identity I was putting into my job. Once I didn’t have that, I felt like I lost everything. Which was dumb. I still take a lot of pride in my work…

Ok but where the fuck is Jessie Bannon? And don’t tell me she wasn’t in the originals, the world needs more Jessie.

Yes, dear god. I made a commitment to attempt to ignore the race until at least after the primaries. Saving my donation until the very end so I don’t get on a mailing list. I lean towards Hillary but would vote for Bernie if he’s the nom, the other day I postedsomething pro-Hillary on my facebook page and got called…

Solution to e-mail-all chains: the highest ranking person on the list sends an all caps, bolded e-mail letting everyone know that the next person to send a reply is FIRED. Follow through.

Me too. I stopped warching when Children of Men was completely overlooked. I pay attention to it obline but it usually just makes me angry.

Yes but: answering machines? Voice mail? I see plenty of offices that just lock doors between 12-1 for everyone to go.

Ready!

I came for the eviceration and I was not disappointed.

Ugh, you guys, there’s maybe nothing I regret more than being sexually prudish in my youth!

Yessss amazing

I thought at first that this was really cool jewelry

Wonderful! My future husband and I had our first makeouts to Pan’s Labyrinth. Kind of a downer. I distinctly remember becoming aware of the bottle-face-stabbing scene and having to work really, really hard to focus on makeouts.