Damn Mr. Prez. My Chipotle has the sneeze guard AND an extra layer on top so it’s impossible really to reach over. Probably for just this reason.

Ha! I have a huge dvd collection and rewatch constantly. My fave movies I can watch 4, 5 times a year. And often buy them used at local stores. And where can you rent nowadays? Itunes doesn’t have everything and can be $6 or only digital purchase options, and Redbox only has recent stuff. We have one rental store near…

This is where we all break to read Boys From Brazil.

Eat’n fcking Park. I love and miss that place. One of the only 24 hour places in my sad, small town that kept this night owl alive. One location used to put real cherries in my cherry coke.

This is just the plot to a new X-files episode.

I got in SO MUCH TROUBLE because Amazon, without me knowing, saved my corporate card info and charged me $.02 for an undercharge one time. I work for the government and there is soo much red tape on using our credit cards and how we can use them and the paperwork...casinos at Vegas blows my mind.

You gotta shut that down right now.

Oh, I have your story.

Nothing riles my blood more than the financial ignorance of the young. Partially because it’s willful but also because we have done SUCH a bad job at educating people on how to be good about money. I’m in my early 30’s and work around a lot of younger people, I’m always hearing some cynical statement about student…

Although I guess the author is speaking honestly about something very difficult and possibly common that doesn’t often get said out loud. So I can support that.

This is hard for me to get on board with. First off, I kind of think that your attractiveness has little to do with conventional beauty standards. I am definitely overweight and not that pretty but my husband finds me attractive. I’m not sure if I could get through a relationship where someone didn’t desire me…

Fuuuuuuck that movie.

Me too, Tom. Me too.

You beautiful monster.

Woah. Ok. My husband’s inability to do housework and take care of things is a constant stress in our marriage and probably the only thing we fight about. There is more going on there than just a refusal to do work. However...jesus christ article friend! My husband is clueless when it comes to things but he still knows…

I love all condiments dearly. Except relish.

Sorry to be on the wrong side here but if you charge me $1 for a small thing of ketchup I am going to burn your building down. Is it seriously so hard to keep a bottle of Heinz in the back for someone who doesn’t want homemade ketchup? Or to raise prices overall to accommodate ketchup requests? I NEED MY GODDAMN…

Well, there IS only one John Stamos.

I was 27 and going home to visit my parents. The night before, my boyfriend of 3 years (who was coming with me) proposed. We arrive the next day at my parents house...and are put in separate bedrooms. Did I mention the two of us had been living together for 2 years?