I love this. My husband’s parents are crazy hippies. He could never throw anything out in the fridge because it was always some mystery concoction. His mom is making her own kombucha now, which worries me a great deal. Also their fridge broke a while ago and instead of replacing it, they are surrounding the milk with…

I know we don’t want to regress back to the 50’s and all but giving birth in a sleepy drugged haze sounds pretty great to me.

I love you. Let’s form a club. Everytime I see the whole “I went make-up free for one week!” Buzzfeed shit I just furrow my brows. Bitch that is my LIFE. I’d like to say it’s all being a strong feminist woman and refusing to bow to society’s beauty standards. But mostly, I like waking up 15 minutes before I gotta…

I gave up high heels 5 years ago and have never looked back. I don’t even wear makeup because mascara and eyeshadow painfully dry out my eyes. I am angrily anti-pain!

“Of sorts”?

This is giving me flashbacks to when my brother got us temporarily banned from aol for scrolling in a chatroom (among othet things). They used to have a three strike rule. We couldn’t get online! I cried for days, all my friends were on the internet. They thought I had died.

Beautiful people depressed in a beautiful house, I will go see the fuck out of this. Thank you Angelina!

Pizza Ranch.

I was horrified they were tiny mass-produced pancakes. They look terrible.

I just tug on my husband’s sleeve and go “dog...puppy...dog!”

I have to repeatedly tell my husband that we will NOT eat our dog in case of a zombie apocalypse. 1.) I will train him to hunt squirrels and small game for sustenance and 2.) he weighs like 15 and is bony, like no protein anyway. The anemic will inherit the earth because they’re not worth eating.

I once went to a hotel IN THE US where there was a legionniares outbreak...I had to google it. We had a free room from a time share scam so we had to go! But I was scared of the showers the entire time.

Aghhh how am I still in the greys Jezebel.

I have never once in my life felt anxiety over pooping in a public stall. It is a bathroom. Where people poop. That’s what it’s for!

Every year for most of my childhood I would go to church camp for a week in the summer. My friend was with me most of the time as they did weeks by age groups.

Toast stories!

It breaks my heart in a good way ever time. Also I just want to hang out with Drew Barrymore and be besties.

why thankyou!

It is very good and feminist!

Romcoms and Romantic movies that have come out recently that were actually good-to-great: