I don't believe him for a second. I know lots of people exactly like him, and they have no black friends. You fundamentally can't have friends if you distrust and hate their race. Maybe he knew a black person in school, but that's as far as I'll take it, and they certainly weren't friends.

Bullshit beyond bullshit. You don't have any black friends. You are a racist, a misogynist and an overall boob. You seem to think you can justify all this boring crap because life has been difficult for you, but you can't. You're a being of pure rationalization, a ball of hateful, tedious emotions with no real…

I wouldn't really want to be black because there's a mentality that seems really prevalent in black culture—this frustrating mentality of victimization.

Thanks.

This is the most embarrassing, humiliatingly shameful comment thread I've ever seen on Kotaku, BY FAR. Here, I'll give it to you in "back of the box quotes" discussing the features of this thread:

I'm pretty sure I should respond to everything on the internet with "I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea, and feel the gonorrhea themselves"

It is to Noir what Japanese Dating Sex RPGs are to a romantic evening out. Sure it's on the spectrum, but it's so far along the spectrum that your head explodes.

I really, really dislike the fact that MP3 is being called "Noir". There has pretty much been no time in the history of that genre that it has come to mean "the hyper-violent precision gunning down of hundreds of poorly-dressed criminals in a violent bloodbath made possible by slowing down time".

Bowties basically announce 2 things.

By the time you have to worry about the appearance of stress in a tie, your tie is certainly out of date. You should probably be replacing any tie that's more than two to three years old anyways. A good suit stays in style twenty years, a good shirt probably five, but most ties are much more fickle.

Entire story + thoughts 1 to 20 =

Salt draws water out of flesh and fat. That's why chefs rub it on the outside. It increases charring and deliciousness.

Yeah! But once you crafted the right weapon, you spent your time picking off his limbs and then went in for the kill. And how often did you keep bringing up the range bubble so you could get just the right timing. Awesome game.

I would love a Vagrant Story remake. Something about that game, the art, the story, and above all that weird neat combat system was just really spot on.

When a person has a single social updater, that's liveable. maybe they really wanted a facebook application or whatnot. But when a single person has more than one news updater, relentlessly pounding at their friends with seven or eight updates a day, that's a 100% unsubscribe-worthy action.

Haha that's a trick right? There's no such thing as a "legitimate tweet". Unless your twitter account is 911_I'm_being_attacked_right_now

I have a lot of different apps tied into my Facebook and Twitter accounts that automatically post information with pictures, game progress, what I'm listening to, where I'm at, and YouTube videos I like. Should I turn those off, or do you like those bits of minutiae?

Awesome.

"Okay! this is great! Now I'll be able to get things done on time. Okay... whiteboard. Dry erase marker. Let's DO THIS. Getting things done on time!"

There is Never a Wrong Time to Reference Tango and Cash