Nope: Number 1 of all time:

That's beyond ridiculous. Somebody doing their best according to their conscience asks for legitimate feedback from a person they're trying to help and they get nothing but specifically shit on?

Ugh The Binding of Isaac?

Skillwise: outstanding and exceptional

Yeah forget what I said. I was venting out a poor morning on the internet, and I apologize. People who love booze should have favourites. It's what separates us from being alcoholics.

Now that I think about it I actually do. You know what, I'm just being a dick today. Usually I'm cranky about things when there's a point to be made, but today I'm just being a super asshole and it's pretty embarrassing now that I take a step back.

So according to you "cosmopolitan traveler" is another word for "pretentious fop, putting on airs"? Good to know.

Ugh. Of COURSE you have a favourite rum.

The true magic of south park is that it makes adults feel like they're genuinely exploring some kind of issue in a tangible way; when all they're doing is listening to the worst, silliest sort of topical pap, feeling self-congratualtory, and tittering.

The entire progression of human technology is the story of various "elaborate workarounds".

You were fully correct in analyzing the situation: That was indeed of interest to no-one but yourself.

I'm not really up on what's upcoming in anime. I guess it all depends pretty heavily on who's involved in making it. I'll check it out though. I like to give most shows one or two episodes as an initial watch.

There's no reason NOT to have high standards. I'm not going to sit around and call "How I Met Your Mother" great comedy, when there's a world of Nick Thune and Mel Brooks and George Carlin movies. Similarly, I'm not going to sit around and reconsider a crappy anime series when there's a world of GREAT anime out there…

I'm sorry, but if you see these characters as "deep" then maybe you're just shallow. These are stock characters that exist as little more than cliches. Although it's possible to get a certain range out of stock characters, as with Commedia dell'arte plays, you have to have talent to do it, and a good mind. Look at…

I think it does nothing whatsoever that hasn't been fully explored in other anime. The problem is that anime as a whole is so expansive, with so many elements of outstanding storytelling, that anything mediocre is simply forgettable.

"It builds a hauntingly violent world filled with multilayered characters living in an excellently well thought-out society."

What are you talking about? She is living the roller-coaster ride of spelling the name of the movie correctly, so that the joint editorial/advertising department can properly linkthrough to Amazon.ca.

It's been like... a decade you've been allowed to write for various Gawker outlets. Is there any way you could respond to readers and interlocutors without sounding like a complete dickwad? Maybe you could just dredge up a teeny, TINY bit of respect for people?

I'm a big online CCG guy, and a former Magic player. But I can't stomach more than thirty seconds of Hearthstone because the game is SO GODDAMN SLOW. I want to play a CARD game, not watch Blizzard's ridiculous self-indulgent animations, which you CANNOT SKIP.

So have you SEEN one work in person? Because without some sort of corroboration "it works based on magnetic levitation" isn't proof. It's just a sentence.