“Whew! That was close!”

Everyone knows The Smiths died in a double decker bus crash in 1987 and their legacy of amazing songs was unsullied by subsequent events.

The fact that it looks like a Simpson’s butthole has to factor into the decision too.

I totally did, but I’ve brought it up on past pieces so I didn’t want to reiterate it. Plus...having worked in a restaurant now I know that this is a bogus move. Back then it was funny but I know better now so I advocate against it.

I don’t know, I grew up in the Midwest (Southern Illinois), and 99 Luftballons was relatively popular here. I even heard both the English and German versions when I was in HS.

Meh, this place is getting shut down soon anyway and turning into a starbucks. What’s the point.

Swinging from ‘verse to ‘verse, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that the next “thwip”... would be the “thwip” home.

I hope he didn’t compound his misery by watching it too.

I don’t buy this story for a second, but even if I did, “My client isn’t negligent, she just left real guns unattended for two hours and didn’t check them before they were used” may not be slam dunk defence the lawyers think.

‘Deadline says Hilarious Baldwin was filming the interaction and repeatedly not to give specific details...”. Are you still drunk from the office Halloween party? 

The gates didn’t help, but the actual issue was how ridged the control stick was. It was hard, rigid plastic with a ridged pattern to boost traction. I have a Brawler 64 wireless and its joystick is gated without the textured surface and it doesn’t so much as chafe when spinning it with my palm. It actually slips…

me, an intellectual: Mythic Quest

Great example: The Animatrix, definitely better than the two sequels.

These Marvel shows seem to be going for a ‘crazy, boundary pushing one’ followed by ‘straight actioner’ one. Happy with that approach and love a good Christmas setting - definitely seems to be aiming for that Die Hard/Shane Black vibe. 

I still want a Herkimer Battle Jitney.

I give this article an A+ for making me laugh out loud multiple times.

Hate to be that guy, but not ashamed to be that New Yorker, but Penn Station is the place where NJ trains depart from. I get they wanted a cooler location for the fight but Grand Central is just the wrong place. 

Pink lady, honeycrisp, gala, Fuji, golden delicious, jazz, Braeburn...all so delicious, and so so so so much better than red delicious. When they’re good, apples are pound for pound one of the most satisfying fruits that exist, but red delicious are such trash. They’re not even good for baking, the way that an…

In a way, each of us has their own Chevy Chase to face. For some, shyness might be their Chevy Chase. For others, a lack of education might be their Chevy Chase. For Selena Gomez, Chevy Chase is an actor who is apparently a major asshole. But as sure as my name is ScottyEnn, Selena Gomez can conquer her own personal…

Selena Gomez is the new Chevy Chase!