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It’s incredibly authentic to the source material, except Liu Kang wasn’t the chosen one (and is, in fact, unbelievably wimpy), some brand new nobody was, there was no tournament, Prince Goro went out like an absolute chump on a farm of all places, there was some “arcana” hand wavy-thing that was used to explain

Prediction (that won’t come to pass): Sharon is posing as The Power Broker for Fury in order to flush out the real Power Broker OR this ‘Sharon’ is a Skrull

“Only in America would a fashion forward African be seen as a pimp.”

“Only in America would a fashion forward African be seen as a pimp.”

They would have gave him the bank.

Shit, he definitely got a loan when he traveled back to the 1950's.  Probably didn’t even show id.

Peter and Aunt May got relocated no problem and they live in one of the most expensive cities in America.

I really like it when somebody else makes the same joke as me on the internet -- it feels like a genuine human connection :)

That’s a texas sized 10-4 good buddy.

I dare anyone to try watching this film sober without playing on your phone or doing something else and say its a good time.

Yeah, fuck that revisionist bullshit. You can say it’s so bad it’s entertaining as a result, but that’s it.

It’s been a couple decades, now, I think we can all just admit it: for a certain version of Batman, Joel Schumacher’s Batman and Robin kind of rules.”

I must have seen that other version of Batman and Robin, ‘cause the one I watched absolutely sucked.

The whole time he was storming through the ship I thought “it can’t be. But it has to be. But it can’t be.” X-wing, check. Green saber, check. One gloved hand, check. And then there it was. I cried.

Forgettable, with Stormare’s Satan and Swinton’s Gabriel?

But but MARY SUE AND SJW and and...

Yeah. Lucas had lots of good ideas, they just needed to be filtered and refined (which is why the Prequels suffered - no one told him “no”). I will always contend that on the whole, TLJ was the right direction to go. I wish they’d had the courage to continue with what it set up.

NICK FURY: BATTLESTAR, MOTHERFUCKER!

I think my husband and I watched a different movie from other people, if the comments are anything to go by.

Same here, 49. My wife and son got into so eventually so did I and was hooked. Goofy, fun, sometimes dramatic and always interesting to see with what they will come up with next.

Yeah, this isn’t “What if superheroes were actually bad”; this is “Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely; Super powered people would be corrupt by default, and this is our interpretation of what a ‘real’ Superhero would look like”.

Seriously. They show you in this trailer exactly why this can’t work. He can literally kill you with a look!!!