Nah.

Distinctive, yes.  Good? I think you mileage may vary. 

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooouuuuuu

“Nah, man, I am a comedian.”

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

That’s the spirit.

I feel like you could have boiled this whole article down to:

My late grandparents survived the Holocaust, so the fact that stories like this are still happening today is surreal if not entirely surprising. But I must admit I find the handwringing over whether or not it’s OK to punch Nazis to be kinda sickening. Dude believes that all non-whites should be removed from America in…

Michelle Obama, Mother of America has a nice ring to it.

Simone dropping some fyah bars there.

But Jujy: Now I have to pick a side. And not just pick a side, but take shots at the other person while I’m at it. I can’t just read the post and do nothing. Lines have been drawn!

Unpopular opinion: I HATE THE PROPERTY BROTHERS.

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

I’m a boring, standard issue white dude, but I like her because she’s funny.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

I’m bisexual, so I’ve only played about half of them.

You, commenter, are a shithead. S/He was doing his job, asking all the questions s/he is supposed to ask in order to keep his/her job. And here you are complaining, saying going into GameStop is the “worst” because you can’t be bothered to say “no” a few times.

No shit, fuck that King of Prussia mall-hanging-out fuckface. That motherfucker probably drinks Yeungling Lite and repeatedly tries to school everyone at the bar about the history of a brewery that’s a fucking hour away from Philadelphia.

You want to visit a country that routinely cages up people and denies basic civil and human rights to minorities?