*The The punch through straw boaters*

Song (Non Song)
everybody caulk the dinosaur

Sum 41 Year Olds

And so we enter... Pratt-fall.

“LISTEN UP, PIGS. I WANT A CHOPPER, FIVE HUNDRED GRAND, AND PLANE ON THE TARMAC WITH ENOUGH FUEL TO TAKE ME OUTTA THE COUNTRY.”

This is a show I watched fairly regularly knowing all the time that it was terrible. 

I JUST WATCHED A SHOW WITH FENTANYL! I THINK I AM OVERDOSING!!!

S.W.A.T. - Should Watch Another Thing

Another TV show I don’t watch is cancelled, leaving a bunch of people I have never heard if unemployed.

This, all of this.

A few of these stories have come out now, claiming Carlson was fired for behavior and texts that go against progressive and liberal — not conservative — values. There was one that claimed it was because his “prayer talk” freaked out Murdoch and another that claimed it was because of his contributions to a culture of…

It got verbed. Verbing weirds language. 

He looks like Boris Johnson smoked weed once and it turned him ginger. 

That’s actually the one show I wouldn’t consider to be part of the comedy block.

“impact” is not a verb, it is a noun.

Original glazed of the world, unite!

It’s genuinely upsetting! But still better than upgrading to Vista.

I remember this era. I LIVED through this shit. Sequels were everywhere, and they were so lazy they just threw some Roman numerals on at the end. 

1983 was also the year I came into the world, and as the youngest of four kids I could also be considered an underperforming sequel.

I’m mildly ashamed at how much of this list I saw in the theater. It must have rained a lot that summer.