I don’t want to get too serious, but I’m not sure that M. Bison’s ““For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday,” doesn’t, in some offhand way, say something profound about the nature of evil. I assume that M. Bison killed people on the reg, and if you…

It’s a useful term when someone has obviously behaved badly but has not actually been convicted of anything. You can’t call him a rapist or a molester in a newspaper. If you did, he’d sue you. But you can imply that anyone who leaves their teen daughter alone with him for more than a few minutes is kind of an idiot.

To paraphrase, “I’ve never wished death on anyone, but I’ve ready many obituaries with great satisfaction.”

This. Katy Perry used to be on the Christian pop circuit and did national ads for a skin-care line. I don’t want to be like, one of those nineties kids who swore they stopped listening to Jawbreaker after they signed with someone who wasn’t Dischord Records. And I know that people can change. And I know that arguments…

Thanks for your response. I’m not a Lovecraft guy, but one of the nice things about living in New England is that it’s like somebody just rolled a bunch of 20-sided dice featuring English place names over a new map and let things fall where they may. Oh, Ipswich has a major thoroughfare called “Labor in Vain Road.”

Just checking: do you live in Ipswich, Massachusetts? Or is every carpet store on the edge of bankruptcy all the time? 

Maybe his career has been...Too Long.

It should probably be mentioned that one of the show’s scriptwriters, Jerry Stahl, was deep in heroin addiction when he wrote for that show. His “Permanent Midnight” is on my “to be read” list. 

Hey, thanks. I’ll have to check that out. I don’t know if it’ll work for me, as I’m overseas, but it looks like an intriguing option.

Oh, wow, a new Lev Grossman! That’s something to get excited about, maybe even excited enough to pay full price on digital instead of patiently waiting for it to go down to 2.99 in about two years time. Of course, I could capitalize on the delay by reading the original Arthurian source material, but I’ve tried that…

Wesley Willis MC’s the show!

I think that that is mostly just selective editing, but even if it isn’t, I’m sure that scientists will someday reveal that once we become grandparents, younger people’s hair starts to smell really good to us.

Not enough of the right sort of people in the room, probably. My guess is that every single person that was involved in this project was paid to be there. The producer, the cinematographer, the editor, probably even the model in the video. If they had said, “Look, Chet, you’re a nice guy, but this is obviously going…

Back in the nineties, I was a teen who liked his music hard, fast and noisy. Forget Morgan Wallen. I, for one, haven’t forgiven Darius Rucker yet.

Okay, so David Crosby’s a jerk. But I’ll agree with him about Morrison. I had a friend in high school that was such a big Doors fan that he had that album where Jim reads his own poetry, including, ahem, “Lament for my C*ck”. It’s actually worse than you’d imagine.

Oh, God, I’d pay money for a cocktail bar to talk to me like David Niven. 

I’ll make every single celebrity read me the insane, racist, and enormously paranoid rantings of Francis E. Dec, the original wall-of-text ranter. It’ll probably make me laugh for hours. Performance by DJ Doc Britton

I think that when Melissa Ethridge chose David Crosby as the sperm donor for her kid, suck.com called it “the first case of child abuse to happen prior to conception.” A killer line.

Honestly “Julie Cypher” is a much cooler rock-star name.

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