They need to pay TV writers more because they world has way to many podcasts these days

“Great pitch, I love it, but one note: could you make it more conquerish and less commandish?”

I was already hard, but it helped me maintain. 

Check out the prude

Drive was total theft, so to put it at #1 would be a joke.  Even though it is theft, it just isn’t a very good song IMO.  Very skippable

What, no Reb Brown in Sssssss?

Ok Bomer.

Come now, I’d seen them twice by then.  I turned 66 today, yippee!!

Love Kate, but dear god do we disagree about this song. 

I met Mike Mills once and I ended up putting him inside a big jar in my basement.

I know making a list like this is impossible but good lord  any list without either Harborcoat or Pretty Persuasion is a list not worth making.

Yeah, I’m not sure when everyone decided that was the world’s greatest song.  Back in the day it was just sappy and ridiculously overplayed.  Dolly’s version is at least more understated.  

The unkind thing to say would be “lmao, purveyors of creatively-bankrupt jukebox musical bullshit dislike when their audience sings along to the dumbass pap being shoveled in front of them,” and also that sounds pretentious! So I definitely won’t say it and then hit the Publish button

I hear Ben Shapiro snapped up the rights to 'Custer's Revenge.'

IS HE?

The Globe Theatre and the old music halls were noisy, but that was a vastly different culture. People expect civility and respect for perfomers now. Some rap concerts have gone badly because the entertainers were being provocative, etc. I don’t think the Bodyguard was meant to turn into a riot.

Bitt’rsweet mem’ries / Yond is all I am taking with me

“Two women were forcibly pulled out of the theater by security”

No, they should just have an Aldi logo where the name of the product should be, but instead of “Aldi”, it says “All D”.

I used the opening of He War for my voicemail back when I still had a Nokia. My grandmother hated calling me.