I’m not interested unless Tv on the Radio is involved in some way.

Uh, no. My son is also named X Æ A-12.

Maybe Mehmet Oz is the friends we made along the way.

Years ago, I was moving from one crazy, dangerous neighborhood to another slightly less dangerous, yet equally crazy neighborhood, when a mentally ill homeless person randomly tried to cut me with a box cutter. Just one of those things. One second he was trudging by silently, the next he was coming at me, also silently…

“Die Harold, With a Vengeance"

i’m a girl, therefore i speak for all girls. girl band is fine.

My date with Wolverine

Is she annoyed because someone slashed her blouse?

But this movie is about a dog. Isn’t grooming experience a plus in this case?

A Weekend at Maradona’s

Chubby, plain-faced men and women without cars walk from location to location in an attempt to accurately pay their taxes.

Placing our bets now: it’s gonna be qanon fanfic, right?

You’ve just described every action thriller ever made since at least Point Blank.

Goodnight Moon II: The Revenge

i was hoping the moon was gonna fall just because it was tired or something

I read them when I was an early 20s try hard, and they still felt extremely try-hard

And IIIIIIIIII-EEE-IIIIIIIIIIII will never watch thiiiiiis! 

Hmm. If you get confused about whether you’re rich or poor, you’re rich.

On the one hand it really can’t be easy to grow up in the household of people who have conquered Hollywood. Trying to define yourself and find a path in the shadow of beloved entertainers must be fraught with struggles and self-doubt.

How is this Tom Hanks’s son?