Ooh, They’re All That. Theydies and gentlethem, start your engines.

He outlived so many Spinal Tap drummers.

That story doesn’t track either because no one in Ireland is ever embarrassed about being too drunk

I love interjecting myself into conversations about stocks and bonds to tell people that all my money is tied up in pet food. I mean, I have four cats and two dogs all on prescription diets. It’s really not a joke.

Oh yeah, this was pure boomer porn.  Like Antique Roadshow, it made them think all the crap they had in their basements and attics were secret treasures and not just water damaged homes for rodents

♫ American Pickers, stay away from me

He can no longer say, “Please. Mr. Urine is my father.” He has taken the mantel of “Mr. Urine.” 

Or J. Urine Esquire, for that added gravitas.

And a house with golden shower heads.

Yeah, once a guy hits 35 he needs to go with “Jim Urine” or “James Urine.”

This guy sounds horrible, but at least he’s not Quentin Tarantino.

Its good to know, at least, that Tarantino was a very talented, insufferable jackass from the very beginning. Consistency is an oft overlooked virtue.

She’s an asshole who raised an asshole... it's a fitting end. 

Spiteful and emotionally stunted is how I’d describe a chunk of his body of work.

Has anyone thought to investigate the size of this woman’s feet?

I still say they shoulda gotten Dee Snyder.

Jay Mohr married Nikki Cox and apparently they hyphenated their names but the fact they didn't use Mohr-Cox disqualifies him as both a comic *and* a life coach.

Two-time divorcee and C-list actor turned garage podcaster wants to charge people to hear his life advice... 🤡

i was thinking someone like sum 41 makes sense too. 

Obviously, people with the most issues are going to have to pay the most to get them resolved. You know what they say: Mohr problems, Mohr money.