Oh, yeah, or “eagle!”

It’s not that I haven’t run across clever conservative internet users who were a joy to debate with during my time on the internet, but, in my experience, con posters who:

Hey, that’s my line. Anyway, I knew this guy who was a huge Star Wars geek. He was one of my cousin’s friends. A good dude, but a very typical nerd type: house full of movie merchandise of various sorts, no books, kind of a grown-up manchild. He was harmless, overall, and accommodated my own weirdness, so I gave him…

To be fair, it’s hard to fake a love of tacos. 

You seem to trying to argue the history of language while at the same time dragging down anyone with a liberal arts degree. Good luck with that. 

I don’t particularly like “they” as a singular pronoun. I’d rather English had its own gender-neutral pronoun, and at some point, back in the nineties, it kinda looked like “zhe” might happen. I think that would be more functional, but the idea seems to have lost popularity.

Chicago or GTFO.

I’m not a huge fan of the way pronouns are used the days, but I’ve done some editing and at least understand the arguments involved.

The “porn parody” title potential for this movie is just about infinite, but I’ll leave that to somebody else. 

That’s not it, though. I think it’s something about his age-inappropriate haircut.

I was not a Nick kid, so I don’t know any of these shows or any of these people, but it amazes me that I can’t look at a picture of this Schneider guy without going, “huh, looks like a pedo.” 

Jorge Luis Borges’s mother lived to be 99. When someone at her funeral noted that she had almost lived to be one hundred, he replied, “I see you use the base ten number system.” 

I suppose that I think he should get — well, not a pass, exactly, but perhaps a bit of editorial breathing room — is because a lot of this seems like a pretty deep dive. Most of the obituaries I saw mentioned the general tenor of his music and his weird racial obsessions, and, then, how he walked a lot of that back a…

I’m learning that late in life. I hope to make some seriously meh IDM someday.

That shot of the human anatomical model being bent backwards is really something else. 

Then perhaps you’d like to tell us the NAME of the band!

Okay, assuming you heard and liked Steve’s work, why bring this up on the day he dies? Is there any reason to go into all of this when his body’s still warm? Not that I’d want this stuff to disappear if it’s true, though I admit it’s the first time I’ve ever seen this quote. But why bring it up under an obit? I don’t…

Okay, but did he ever record Taylor Swift? 

In a few words: yes. He’ll be very much missed.

I think it’s reasonable to ask why you bothered to press “send” on this incredibly vapid post.