I’m going to go goof off at the Nürburgring while they’re paying me to do it and paying me more on top of that to do some freelance work about it, so it’s a decent deal.

“The sarcophagus has been opened, but we have not been hit by a curse.”

I’m now really just Telemundo’s biggest fan.

And I still go to the grocery store to get my shit, mostly because I don’t want someone picking my steak for me. I want full steak control. I also reserve the right to make an impulse pork rinds purchase if I so desire.

“Does Superman enjoy watching sports? Even the greatest human athletes are pathetic uncoordinated weaklings compared to a Kryptonian; for him watching MLB must be like watching your kid’s T-ball league. Is he a good enough person that he can appreciate the competition for its own sake?”

Wasn’t John Milius largely responsible for Shaw’s Indianapolis monologue?

the guy who folded pocket 10s was only the 6th weirdest thing about that hand

Whoa-ho-ho we got a contrarian here! Tell us your other hot takes, everyone on the internet is interested. 

It’s the Sophie’s Choice fans I can’t stand. Always wanting to remake it so she picks the other kid....

This comment is specifically why I clicked on this news item. Thank you.

It would be hard for someone to exist in 2018 and not already know why Tiffany Haddish is such a superstar.

No, not you Buffalo. Go home. You’re drunk.

Railroad Tycoon: Mussolini!

I’ve been watching hockey for most of my four decades. Being a Sabres fan, I saw pretty much every game of Dominik Hasek’s prime, and I saw an awful lot of Patrick Roy. So I’m sure I’ve seen a better save, but god help me, I can’t remember it.

I think if I understand correctly, you want to know which hotels are staffed exclusively by common people?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“Curtis LeMay”

I think the blatant corruption and farce of this game is just too much. You have pros like Pavel Bure on the ice and they just let this old man skate by him and score and...no, wait, that’s just how Pavel Bure defends everyone.

It’s nice of the AV Club to let you publish your audition for Splinter.

Yeah, I’d class myself as a moderate left, I guess and find myself taken aback by the vehement divisiveness that’s become pretty much what this family of sites has come to stand for, where they’ve been rapidly shifting from “poke the bear; speak truth to power” to “novelty-sized rolling pin up the ass and PISSED about…