Not for nothing, but it’s objectively hilarious reading your clear, concise, well-written, easily understandable and carefully stated expression of a very defensible personal preference and watching everyone replying to it lose their minds either willfully or obtusely misinterpreting it.

That’s it. I’m starting a metal band called Chimp Attack.

I wonder what this guy’s favorite Ministry album is.

How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

How many Skarsgards are we, as a nation, going to tolerate?

It’s, broadly, the same ethos that has certain quarters screaming for robot umps and more replay. The idea that this collection of rules that proscribe any sport have to be hypervigilantly adhered to whether or not that makes the actual on-field product more or less entertaining to watch; and the corresponding…

That Caddy screams “No, grandpa, of COURSE we won’t tell mom if you pile us in the backseat and take us to the track.”

When you fence, you’re only using your favored hand. Unlike in boxing, you’re never throwing or defending with your left. All your offense AND defense is in your dominant hand.

Yeah, Batting Average on Pauls in Play. Like if Paul Goldschmidt or Paul DeJong are standing on second.

I find this eclectic mix of soul, surf, rock, movie score and country INCREDIBLY problematic. Did you know Tarantino once forced Uma Thurman to listen to Girl You’ll Be a Woman Soon on set? Sure, NOW she blames it on Lawrence Bender, but we all know what’s up.

For anyone who has GE/Precheck: How do you feel about the privacy issues? I’m not exactly a tinfoil hat type, but I’ve balked on pulling the trigger on Precheck even though I’d get a lot of use out of it because I hate the idea of giving the feds my fingerprints to enter into the NGI. I don’t have any current plans to…

If you want nihilistic Garfield, go watch the Christmas special. Christ. That thing is like if Tolstoy and Cormac McCarthy had a baby, and they both just found out the baby got murdered.

He got tired of Yadie hogging the spotlight.

“Proofread” is one word. Also, while exclamation marks should be used sparingly, if they are used, they should only be used one at a time like any other punctuation mark.

banal, faux-outrage-filled responses to Trump tweets that directly appeal to the extremely online people of the #Resistance subculture.

1-10 just means it’s a heavy favorite there’s no more Quaithe. If you bet $10 theoretical Westerosbucks, you’d profit $1. 5-1 on the comeback isn’t crazy. Odds don’t just get flip-flopped on either side. Friday night’s Indians-Orioles game, for example, if you bet Cleveland it’s -175 (bet 175 to win 100), but if you…

So it’s 6-5 Drogon dies in a very specific way, but also 50-1 Drogon simply dies. Seriously, Hot Pie sets better lines than this guy.

Not to mention getting Jamie in the field at the same price as the Jamie-Cersei parlay. The sharps would pick these lines apart.

8-1 field bet at a much longer price than some named characters? This is more offensively logic-defying than anything about Rhaegal getting surprise crossbowed.

Everyone was so low-key then. We need to get some of that back.