The University of Missouri Law Enforcement division released a statement as well, stating they will not rest until they find a black student to arrest for providing the cocaine.

+.341... bitches

Looks like we found Vodka Samm... and she’s off the wagon

This is so stupid and the British cavalry did not ride “broncos,” but +1 for history.

Sebastian Vollmer and Marcus Cannon went to bat for their coach today, but unfortunately were unable to prevent DeGuglielmo from being sacked.

Serves you right for going to the American side. Everyone knows the Canadian side is where all the fun is.

I’ll echo that yeah that’s probably most people’s plan, but it’s like saying “WHY DOESN’T EVERY QUARTERBACK JUST WATCH TOM BRADY AND DO WHAT HE DOES!” Because most QBs are not Tom Brady.

So much of the Patriots’ success is based on giving Brady time to let plays develop, but with his limited mobility...

I love my Patriots, but hot damn does Denver deserve all the credit for this game. Their defense played as close to perfectly as they could. Miller was truly terrifying and the Pats O-line had no answers at all in that game.

Countdown to a video of two people having sex in a snowbank while wearing only Buffalo Bills jerseys in 3..2...

Actually, most disk drives will not scratch a disk if you move it. If you take apart any disk drive, there are rubber pads which prevent the disk from moving too close to the laser. They were absent on some models of disk drives that Microsoft used. I played many hours on road trips with a PS2, hitting all the…

As a former Gamestop employee I can tell you I saw disks come in damaged like this at least a dozen times a week or more. During the holidays and shortly after there would be hundreds of games brought back because of the system damaging the games. Yes a lot of it was user error but some times the disks would get…

My 360 red rings, they sent me a refurbished one, which I later determined had a wobbling disk drive. Before I realized that it was scratching up my CD’s about 5 or 6 of them became unusable and would crash. It made me quit tales of vesparia because I couldn’t get past a point in the game without it dieing. All in…

This happened to me like 4 times between 2 360's. Seriously, there is so much evidence that this happened. I HAVE PROOF! The fact that this is still happening boggles my mind.

Honestly Tony Stewart is a blowhard, but for anyone who does a job in public with an audience, he’s living the ultimate fantasy by calmly walking up to the heckler and saying “you’re a pussy for talking shit to me.” And I love his response when the heckler is like “no I’m not.”

His flailing arms were a dead giveaway! Already know what he watched the night before.....

You’d better hug him as tight as you can. If he gets loose he’s likely to assault you. At least you’re a guy. If you were a girl there’s no telling you what he might do. Would be so unspeakably bad Les Miles might suspend him a whole month.

Which to go with? Screamed like (A) the 15 year old girl he fucked before attending LSU, or (B) the dude he sucker punched outside a bar in Tigerland.

I’d send them a farewell package but I already shipped all of my dildos up to Oregon.

I agree with this theory for like 90% of the cases; however, as a driver, there are many instances where plows have piled up snow in certain areas and you kind of have to drive around these piles to get to where you are going so they are not an accurate representation of 'neckdowns'