Do you have an injury that causes you to struggle with context?

For you.

Is that your grandmother in the picture?

I see I’m not the only one who thought of those two from Talladega Nights.

Its a miracle!

3. None of the other 3 Florida schools cared about playing or beating either team.

His mom may have won the fight, but she lost to CPS.

Thugs.

You ever wonder why the base price of things like strollers seem so insanely expensive compared to when we were kids? Beyond even what inflation would account for?

What makes you think that guy could manage the vent?

No thank you. - Everyone who has to work outside for a living.

This is my neighborhood. Only bro country concerts like this generate a metric fuck-ton of garbage, broken glass, puke, piss, and shit everywhere afterwards. Steelers games don’t even come close.

“You cannot put a leash on a police officer, the nature of the job doesnt allow it”

Because drug dealers or gang members tend to leave non drug dealers/gang members alone. Fucking up random people is bad for business. If a criminal breaks into my house (although since I don’t have any drugs why would they?) I can shoot them.

A True Religion boutique in Florida?

Ah, the definitive conservative quality.

There are an awful lot of folks who have kids that didn't want those kids either, but don't have access to better birth control or first trimester abortion.

I'm 23.....

Employer was a local seafood restaurant and was shorting my hours. I quit and found another job. They found an envelope with a legal letterhead from a friend who was an attorney, and eventually cut me a check.