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Here's the thing, though: I fucking hate it. I've never enjoyed cramming a penis in my mouth.

Please, give us more gifs.

What is it that makes a person react to a snapped leg with "people are going to criticize my sport!!!!"

Neither do NBA players. EVER.

Who's the moron who runs up ready to accuse Mattiello of diving?

A standard counter depth fridge probably retails at around $3k. The single oven likewise $2-3K. Only two dishwashers which are about about $1,200. The microwave with trim kit above the oven is probably about $1k. The cooktop looks like its electric, probably induction, $2-3k.

Note to Men: A girl might hit you, might throw a drink at you, might kick you in the balls. But if you hit her, you are the one who is getting in trouble, no excuses. Deal with it.

This should be one of those unwritten rules. Man gets smacked by a lady, his lady must accept the challenge to skirmish. If said dude has no lady, he has 10 mins to find one...or keep his damn hands in his pockets and walk away.

"it stung to know that a place of business that you've worked for, you've bled, you've played through injuries, you've done everything you possibly can for this organization to be successful, and then upon your darkest hour, they let you, handle it by yourself."

Yeah what's the big deal. Its just a guy trying to concentrate on running a highly scrutinized drill that could help net him a multi million dollar contract. Lighten up NFL!

So having 8 children is a privilege for the wealthy. How long should he have stayed in a job before having his 8th kid? is 18 months long enough? 2 years? At what point as he had a job long enough to earn your permission to have a family 8 times over?

So children is a privilege for the wealthy. How long should he have stayed in a job before having a kid? is 18 months long enough? 2 years? At what point as he had a job long enough to earn your permission to have a family?

Their children suffered because of the various companies' decisions, not the parents.

Why the hell didn't she work??

Accidental pregnancy can happen to anyone you stupid asshole.

You're a horrible person

To stick with somebody through all of that in pursuit of a dream that isn't yours.. that's something else.

This sort of thing isn't exactly unprecedented in collegiate athletics.

You forgot that he was arrested for smoking weed on the side of a heavily traveled road in Pittsburgh this summer. In addition to everything else he is also an idiot.

If only.