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That's one perfect example of do not's. 

Most of my cases are pretty straightforward (I specialize in in/fertility, postpartum work, adoption, parenting) and I have a good memory. If a client is telling me about an affair but doesn’t want that stated in the case notes, I can just say we talked about a “relationship” and it’s enough to know what I mean if I

This may be an unpopular opinion, but you are allowed to be shitty in private sometimes.  None of us is perfect all of the time.  Katy Perry is under no obligation to make her rape public to help Kesha but it’s also totally valid for Kesha to feel frustrated and a little hurt that Perry won’t confirm her experiences,

WOW. Just listened to Kim’s BBC podcast on insomnia in its entirety. What a profound examination of singlehood, aging, of the shadow issues relevant to the achievement-oriented personality. I loved some of the prescriptions she and “Dr. Bear” float to listeners: Do more things “for the heck of it.” Let others take

Thank you! I’m a big podcast fan – especially in that I am released from staring at a screen. Don’t know if you’d be interested in James Andrew Miller’s ORIGINS series on SATC, but I’ve been enjoying the set immensely.

If you could post the links to some of the programs you mention I’d be SO grateful... I love me some Kim!

What if I stuff my cheeks full of scrambled eggs to eat later?

I. . . don’t know what your point here is. But ok. 

This has my abuse flags popping all the fuck up. This is a textbook narcissistic thing to do - something “nice” that’s “for” someone else, but executed in a way that absolutely steals focus from her, derails a legitimate accomplishment she’s worked very hard for, all while maintaining this air of plausible deniability

But that costs actual money. All these scumbags steal are women’s lives.

I haven’t! Thank you for the recommendation. I’m naturally a “Debbie Downer” so I’m sure it won’t be too dark for me (and Olivia Coleman is Amaze-balls). Are they making a third season?

Mr.BK says I’m too pessimistic and he’s convinced the Blue Tide will save us, but the more I see and the more I hear, I’m also feeling the cold, clammy touch of inevitability.

You are correct. That was the only reason she was with Dennis O’Hare’s character, he owned the house after her. 

Yo, why are we still spreading the fake report that he recommended a skin lightener to that girl? It was a product for soothing inflammation. Truaxe is clearly having some kind of disturbing break down, but that tidbit was refuted ages ago and it’s disturbing to see something false repeated ad nauseum.

Two bitches AND Jessica Lange!!!!! It’s going to be fucking gold.

C’Mon Rose...get over yourself. The movement was always about more than you. I feel bad for your pain, but you can’t erase that by bullying other survivors. Maybe you’re not invited places because you’re sort of a dick who wants to control the narrative? Maybe? Ya think?

I had a guy ask me if I had any tattoos and when I drew out the simple one I had on a napkin, he got super quiet and told me that my tattoo was a design he had written about in a story years ago and that because I had it, I was the Chosen One.

Spaghetti squash is a type of squash. It is naturally stringy and resembles spaghetti because of that. It is perfectly lovely on its own but, like real pasta, doesn’t have much flavor on its own.I have no idea why Clover decided to write about zucchini instead of googling it. 

When *I* was a kid, you had to pick up the old Konica and buy some 35 mm film and have a friend take nudes FOR you. Then you’d have to go down to the pharmacy or photo hut and drop your film into an envelope with all your info on it. Then 3-5 days later, you’d come back and pick up your pictures and hope your nudes