I’d like to see him never go to the EPL. I mean is the league good, or just rich?

So he can play in Germany vs Bayern Munich and Schalke and Champions League teams...or he can play against Swansea and Newcastle’s U21 teams? That’s not really much of a choice if he wants to improve vs tough competition.

Average age of these 2nd graders: 15 years old

It’s nice to see the before picture of the kids who write those sweet letters to the Vikings kicker after he blows the game.

I want to star this to see if I age 10 years because of it.

“I learned to read!”

Read this as “Jeff Goldblum” at first and got a little excited/confused, then a little sleepy and a little ashamed.

Clean hit, and certainly not an elbow. Didn’t launch himself. Hit him shoulder to shoulder. Was already going for the hit while Orpik still had the puck and contact made a split second after the shot. Looked worse than it was because of the careening into the boards, but guys shouldn’t have to fight in response to…

Ivanka Trump reminds me of someone that would be a character in a Black Mirror episode about our dystopian future.

I just read that out loud without any context and my wife asked if I was having a stroke.

God, you weave a beautiful nightmare.

These young men and, really, more and more people are seeing that these young men, and I’m telling you the papers have been writing about this and about how I’ve been very strong in this regard, these young, strong men can actually be tied together with, I guess it’s this type of plastic cord, plastic cord that is…

Um, Barry, you got a slight error here.

Anybody goes down double digits, you have to assume they probably lose the game. What happened in the game yesterday is the Saints had no luck early and then took advantage of a turnover on downs to grab momentum. There’s no way in the world that the Panthers shouldn’t have seen a deep ball to Ginn coming on the drive…

It was a deliberately glib comment, I thought that was obvious since I always give pretty substantive replies to the readers (grays included), but OK.

I just looked it up: Chris Jericho is 47 years old. He’s still that spry and capable at that age. I’m over a decade younger, remember him from WCW, and doubt I could do half that without injuring myself. Dude just has It.

This would have never happened at Siri High School or Alexa Prep.

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.

This anecdote sure does not make it seem like hordes of European clubs were clamoring to sign LiAngelo and LaMelo!

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...