Whenever I read anything about GRRM and his destined-to-be-completed-by-someone-else sequels, I’m reminded of this from Wonder Boys:

Rex: You really put your foot in my mouth, there, rook!

You think that’s awkward? You should have seen the rookie who asked Rex Ryan about footing the bill.

It really tugs at your heartstrings when players of a violent sport so publicly display Crying Tears of Emotion.

(Supposedly, you should leave the tree outside in the cold for at least one night to kill any bugs still living in it, otherwise they thrive at room temperature.)

Wouldn’t the Cornhuskers have to sign off on allowing another professional franchise so close to Lincoln?

This might be enough to cause the Chargers to bolt.

If you’re pro-Henrik, does that mean you are Annti-Raanta or can you be both?

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

You’re just realizing this now? Most of my friends died in a fireball nearly 65 million years ago. Those that survived turned from terrible awe inspiring beasts as big as buildings into robins and sparrows. There clearly is no god.

I was there last week. They are not.

The mistake BJ Ryan made is that he didn’t save his choking for his girlfriend. Chapman knows better!

While I sometimes refer to the team as ‘us,’ the Colts aren’t my girlfriend.

Mack’s ranked by toughness:

They eventually evolve into their final form: Matt Bullard, who had about as much mobility as a traffic obstruction.

Unfortunately, by the end of his career, Keith Ballard WAS a bollard.

That guy just blew his chance to GoPro.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

That video was tragic and it moved me. I just hope no one here in the comments throws any shade at Hue.

Timber was hoping to go in the first round, but he fell.