An NHL team hiring a data guy isn’t new: In 2014, the Oilers hired analytics blogger Tyler Dellow, and the Maple Leafs brought on 28-year-old Kyle Dubas as an assistant GM.

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I dunno...I think the letting it fly approach maximizes the enjoyment of the act doesn’t it? I mean go ahead and understand & try to predict the potential trajectory, but I think you’re missing out a bit if you’re wrapping your junk in TP right at the best part.

Confession: I’m a decently-paid lawyer with plenty of job security, and I’m still thinking about maybe doing some locksmithing on the side, based purely on my experience rekeying locks at Home Depot for a couple of years in college.

Let me guess, you’re against the hot buffet at the swingers club too?

Blink-182 had the same problem, if I remember correctly.

This made me think: If you don’t celebrate birthdays and no one ever told you how old you are, what age would you think?

Maybe he’s 29 in American years, which, with the current exchange rate, works out to 17 in Canadian years.

Comparing someone to Damien Cox is such an insult. I’d also add Cathal Kelly to that pantheon of dildos.

As a non-Rangers hockey fan.... Brooks is an a-hole. In the panetheon of Arien Dater and Damien Cox. Yes, that bad. Every once and a while Brooks writes something insightful and necessary, and the other 95% of the time he’s just an ass provided with an unfortunate forum to be so. But hey it’s New York, so it’s ok, I…

Too many disparate opinions for coherence, so I will instead go with the Elliotte Friedman “30 Thoughts” format:

Fruit picking.

This is the worst thing that’s ever happened involving white people, Arabic people, and tall buildings.

Que intente con Ctrl+Z

Not the first time.

[Joe Flacco getting robbed at gunpoint]

Yes, sure if he works hard to stay in shape, he’ll be in the same physical health as in his twenties. If he works hard. Which, by definition, makes it harder than just being in his twenties.

nobody else going to comment about how he started dating her when she was 14 and he was 18?!

Honestly, either has 95% of the commenters on Kotaku.

It’s great to see a small school, plucky underdog like Syracuse make it to the final four.