Gee, wouldn’t it be nice if the team could somehow negotiate what does and what does not void the contract guarantee?

Not sure if the editorial staff is aware, but perhaps out of respect you should blur out the body in the bottom right of the photo?

The thing to keep in mind is that right now, and for the last two years, the Blue Jays have been pretty good. So that means the rest of Canada temporarily sees the Blue Jays as Canada’s Team.

You only say that, Barry, because nobody uploads Youtube clips of the four hundred times a season Luca Sbisa fails to corral a pass from his blueline partner.

UConnjob

“We should let it ride!”

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

“It was in his gut, and then it was in his pants, and then it was in our bench.”

It’s good Burns didn’t get all Brent out of shape about it.

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

I assume it’s named after the cream cheese brand?

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

Thank god Mr. Koonin was there to defuse racial tensions

It took a while to get there but when it did I was bowled over by the subtlety -9/10

I don’t see how anyone can hate Rex Ryan, unless you’re a fan of one of the teams he’s coached. He’s passionate about the game, loves his players, and comes off as humble. Yeah, he may not be known as a successful coach, but his ability to relate to the common man is unmatched in this league. He understands that…

Would this be like a Trout... getting off the hook?

Six [sniffs Nevada]

Are you talking about high-protein, high-fat air, then?

Yes. Sens history is full of playoff wins over Toronto.

I wonder if Dion Phaneuf is available? He’d make an excellent defenseman to build around - solid defensively, can really fire it, and a natural leader, to boot.