Logan did love Jean though. He loved her a lot. Jean, however, only ever thought of Logan as a dear friend at best, and never reciprocated his feelings. If you’ve never had that kind of relationship, consider yourself lucky for one, but also know that love isn’t always a two way street.

I have a feeling Charles was never told was the one that actually killed them and that Logan took the blame to protect Charles.

Cyclops...in any media, was pretty much a dick.

“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessing of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity.”

You’re a child rapist. Bang. Such a shame, we’ll never really know if @herlad was a child rapist now that he’s dead. Better confiscate his property to cover cost of execution. /s

I was just musing on that!— He still has a kind of shiny baby face, and yet he still looks decrepit and threadbare. My theory was that it was the longstanding combination of conservative thought, hatred, evil, and cinnamon gum.

io9 commenters, hey, sup, how’s it going? I got a slight favor to ask.

I don’t want to get too graphic here, but, perhaps if we glued his asshole shut, he would stop spewing stupid shit, and, he might possibly get a clue about what that kind of back log would feel like, the damage it would do to internal systems, and what will happen when the dam breaks.

That second one has the ring of truth to it, for me at least. They didn’t trust Luke, and who can blame them at the time? Yoda and Obi-Wan may have been good people, but they were broken, hurting people who made mistakes.

The problem with the DCEU is that they have no direction or planning other than “we want a piece of the Disney/Marvel pie”.

Luke: “A certain point of view?”

“...it paid 40 percent of its earnings to a traffic company that ran the unmanned speed camera system...”

To be fair waffles are delicious. And more useful than Iris.

Planet Grampa. Where hair of any kind even the totally bizarre equals viral and masculine. So funny.

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

They just need to follow the Fury Road blueprint. Practical effects with CGI layered in.

I keep saying we should take 10% of the military’s budget and give it to NASA, and give the military all of the batshit awesome technological breakthroughs NASA makes with five times their current budget. Every penny spent would pay the military back a buck.

Can you imagine the uproar if white people were enslaved for hundreds of years, and after having been freed were still denied basic rights for another century, and then were denied the tools that would allow them to better their overall circumstance like decent education and access to housing and banking, and then…

Every time this comes up, the angry little voice in my head screams “Why is this even still in question? Of course Han Solo shot first. Because he’d be an idiot not to, and Han Solo is not an idiot.”

I realize that some guy called George Lucas has been muddying the waters with his statements about this, but if there’s…

New canon: Greedo clearly means Allen in Rodian.