Is this post satire?

If I were an astronaut on the moon with a minibike, like, zero work would have gotten done.

Simple. A dark blue beetle.

Spicer could save some face if he just showed up to the press conferences, said what the Trumpanzee is doing that day, and just repeated what idiotic shit the “president” Tweeted (“What did he mean when he said Obama was wiretapping him? Just that. It’s in his Tweet. That’s as much as I know. He said Obama tapped him,…

You can’t really dress up as an Indian or cowboy anymore, and recently a lot of the public has turned on the police. There just aren’t a lot of good options left.

Because people want to believe that the working class is a group of skilled laborers rather than the reality of most of them working in retail.

This is why I carry...a crazy person in my back seat. He handles the rage. And I can just relax and enjoy the drive.

Not only is this despicable, it’s testament to how ignorant and stupid these cretins are. Bad animation can be the result of slow tools, unfriendly tech, limited staff resources, and countless other factors (including but not limited to the fact that getting human faces to feel “human” is really friggin’ hard). That’s…

I was just musing on that!— He still has a kind of shiny baby face, and yet he still looks decrepit and threadbare. My theory was that it was the longstanding combination of conservative thought, hatred, evil, and cinnamon gum.

The problem with the DCEU is that they have no direction or planning other than “we want a piece of the Disney/Marvel pie”.

“...it paid 40 percent of its earnings to a traffic company that ran the unmanned speed camera system...”

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

That’s kind of how capitalism craftsmanship works, you pay more than the base cost because it saves you the time and effort and they can likely do it better than you

The democrats lost the election due to tampant and well documented voter suppression and the interference of a foreign government. And they still slaughtered in the popular vote.

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Since you brought it up, older cars were always “shockley” good for this.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

You have issues. Seek therapy.

A dolphin would have never jumped out of your moving car onto the road.