Everyone should want to be in close proximity to Rihanna.

I always leave my heels turned on. It saves me time when I walk away from people. #themoreyouknow ;-)

Long ago, in the before times, before torrents and Netflix and even, dear reader, before a thing the older among you knew as “Napster”, the Grammy awards thought they needed a separate category for metal.

Some scattered thoughts:

Sorry to drop my own tweet but I still stand by it.

Please do not assume that I haven’t seen Dial M for Murder. I even saw a restored 3D print once (what a treat). The problem with using it in this post instead of A Perfect Murder is that Ray Milland never says, “THAT’S NOT HAPPINESS TO SEE ME, IS IT.”

OR WHAT VARIOUS WOMEN’S BODIES EVEN LOOK LIKE? JESUS CHRIST

We can talk about that, but let’s not pretend that suddenly capitalism is an issue when a Black woman is rich and famous as fuck. Let’s not criticize every famous Black woman who says she’s a feminist while praising famous white women for the bare minimum. And let’s not dismiss Beyonce for being sexual while praising…

This is lovely. Spare, tight, with a focus on the voices and lyrics.

You make good points.

Jared Kushner, the quietest Trump, went to the same Hebrew academy I would have gone to, had I been interested in continuing with Hebrew studies. Based on what I learned to that point, I would slap the shit out of Jared Kushner. Per everything I learned in school about Judaism, he’s afand a goddamn disgrace to my…

i would watch this

Ever notice how the only people who long for high school and all the great times they had are the same people who made high school a fucking nightmare for everyone else?

My brain misread the headline to read “imagine a reboot of The Hills starring the cast of ‘Kids’”. That’s... that’s quite the odd mental image.

The real Sisqó is threatening legal action against the Fake Sisqó.

Man. Economic anxieties are popping up everywhere. Economic equality would have stopped this from happening. Shame, DNC.

This is ok though, because Susan Sarandon said people are “awake” now.

#TeamFrancesBean

Oh FFS. I suppose my entire point is now invalid, right? Are you normally this much of a pedantic twat?