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He’s already filed for re-election. He’s holding a campaign rally in Florida tomorrow. We (the American gov) better not be fucking paying for that.

We may well be in the midst of a slow-motion coup. If you were going to try to undermine democracy in this country, you would probably start by attacking the judiciary, the free press, the intelligence agencies, and the voting system. If you can succeed in undermining public confidence in those institutions and

hey, at least he’s not black

The enemy of my enemy is my newspaper.

He’s a material threat.

“We, the taxpayers, had the distinct honor of paying $10 million this month in travel expenses so Donald Trump could sleep in his big boy Florida bed for three weeks in a row. For contrast, Obama only racked up $97 million over eight years. Sad! “

Probably not, but they’ve been pretty busy building that wall.

I remember during the election so many of us said- this is fascistic, this is hitler-esque and so many on the left laughed us off saying stuff like “Oh you’re Jewish everything is Hitler to you.” Or “yeah but she’s worse” and now I just wonder how those people feel. If there is any justice in this world they can’t

So we’ve reached the paranoid dictator stage of the presidency. That didn’t take long...

Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

White House junior staffers rn

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Ooh, cute song! I love it. Here it is for anyone else who hadn’t heard of it before:

God, she’s like someone shoplifted the wrong stuff from Claire’s Accessories and Hot Topic.

Dating advice from Damone. The lady will have the knockwurst and a Coke with no ice.

The Katy Perry part of the exchange wasn’t shady. The Britney response? That was shady.

Do you remember in Harry Potter when Voldemort was being really super mean to the Malfoy’s and you were like, “sucks to be y’all. Prolly shouldn’t have hung out with wizard Nazis.”

I’m pretty sure this sums up how NJ feels about Chris Christie: