Yes finally someone who can smize without looking like they put their contacts in without realizing they’re 2 prescriptions old!

She has the intense depth to her eyes that I miss in some of today’s other young models.

As a Chewbacca I tend to think of it the way I do the South and Slavery. A relatively small percentage of Southerners owned slaves and directly profited from the slave trade but almost all of them were racist as fuck and generally ok with the system as it existed, so fuck ‘em.

Y’know, as a Jew I’m pretty tired of the narrative that most Germans (and Europeans) were the good guys and it was a few bad apple Nazis. Stop it. You’re minimizing the heroism of those who DID stand against fascism.

Word, I did hands’ knees with my posterior parasite.

I “Netflix Cheat” all the time, but Mr. Cheese doesn’t care because he knows I’ll just rewatch the episodes with him, because there was a good chance I was multi-tasking during the first run and missed some stuff.

That’s gross...

It took me 10 months. It actually does get easier. Around 8 was rough though. That’s when I started googling fertility doctors in the area. I hope it works out for you soon.

because she was “oozing sex.”

A disturbing number of our conversations start with, “So...what did they shove up your hoo-ha today?”

Thanks! This sounds a lot like what she/I have been going through (obviously really she, but “i” as in the person who needs the advice!) I have taken the time to ask “what can I do/what do you need?” (something I learned from this site!) and I think it has been working for the most part. She has a deathly sarcastic…

Thanks so much! I try to support in every way I can come up with. And you’re right - it’s obviously different for everyone (I.e. I will not be sharing this story with her - but others may find it great!). Thanks again. And good luck!! May you have many poor, slutty, heathen babies (if you want many - totally up to…

Honestly, I think just listening and being aware of stuff is the best thing you can do. I had a really open conversation with my friend who has struggled with infertility about what she needed most from our talks. Did she want me to just listen? To ask questions so she could talk through the details? Or to change the…

there’s a radio station in Toronto with a big morning show that does all the shticks... they used to have (haven’t lived there in 20 yrs) a mock ‘word of the day’ blurb - prerecorded/official sounding. One day was dude and the definition was (delivered as though by a snooty British professor) “a DUDE is a pimple on a…

It’d be awesome if the twins came out with Booker-on-Roseanne era hair. Just picture nursing this mop twice.

cosign - I love that word in no small part because of the reaction it gets from cunts. I don’t trot it out in day to day conv., but it is the only word that will do when I Really Really Mean It. I’m baffled as to why thinking individuals object to it - why one word to rule them all as far as pearl-clutching reactions…

I’ve cut off my extended family over this as well. I refuse to talk with any of them or let them near my kids.

Hehehehe I like your style.

I’ve known exactly two people in my life who did not fuck their spouses before they got married (both were actual virgins). Both were divorced within a few years because of sexual incompatibility.

Early before the election, I used to patronize a particular florist in town...almost weekly..b/c I like fresh floral arrangements in my house. I walked in one day & saw her red hats & paraphernalia every where. She greeted me as usual...but I told her I would no longer support her small business. She looked shocked. I…