I refuse to tell you my age when I read them...and how hard I sobbed. God, the feeling of cracking open the spine of a new year at Hogwarts was so sweet!

That’s the only reason I watch this show at this point. The world is fucking BLEAK and I feel like I’m going to make some terrible choices if I don’t get to turn it off at least occasionally.

It was legit amazing!

Best way to read it through (again and again) is alongside the Harry Potter and the Sacred Text podcast.
#ravenclaw #alltextsaresacred #always

My nephew is finally reading the books for the first time. He is 12 and because he had seen all the movies he decided he didn’t need to bother with the books, so I started answering every question he had about things that were covered in the books but not adequately explained in the movies with “read the books”, he…

I’ve been watching Kitchen Nightmares reruns, and Ramsey called someone a pillock which then led me to wazzock and plonker, all of which I plan to use as much as possible.

Oh really? Now I want to read it more.

I’m very happy to have raised awareness

By putting her back on the air all they are doing is validating alternative facts. They should blacklist her if she lacks credibility. I believe the colloquialism is, “Don’t feed the troll.”

Yep, an amateur move. Always have a hair tie...always.

Now I want to read Harry Potter.

I love that woman, she has been slaying it all week.

An epic shit ton about him. She, ahem, does not like him very much. To put it mildly. She must be absolutely *thrilled* (no sarcasm here. I sincerely mean this) that Dumbledore’s Army has been coopted and used in pretty much every single protest against the administration.

She’s been speaking her mind about Trump for months.

I am sure he has read more but not the type you say in public like The Turner Diaries and The Anarchist Cookbook.

J.K. Rowling isn’t fucking around.

Bannon didn’t look all that healthy before joining Trump’s cabinet and now that he is suddenly flush with world domination power and access to all kinds of meals from the White house chef, I don’t think he will last the year before he strokes out or has a massive heart attack.

Oh my god, maybe this is the wine talking (and yes I realize the irony of this statement) BUT WHY IS HE SO FUCKING RED AND BLOTCHY CHRIST DRINK SOME WATER DO SOME YOGA FUCKING VOM