If that’s your plan, why not sell the house and use the money to go on a fantastic vacation instead?

Reno is awesome. Far away from Vegas, very close to Tahoe, cheap.

I think you need to not give your kids a vote. Kids are dumb and bad at financial planning. Their opinion is irrelevant.

It’s not because it’s AFTER conception. “After”means it already happened. Contraception is before. “Before” and “after” are two different concepts.

Not true! My abortion was great! I think of it fondly!

Yasssss! Murder all the babies! All of them! Drag them kicking and screaming out and EAT THEM! Yum!

I can do this all day. All day!

And again.

Again.

Etc

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

Both of my nipples were pierced when I got pregnant. Did milk leak out of the only partially closed holes? Yes it did! Did it matter? Not at all. And implants shouldn’t make breast feeding impossible. The only thing that matters is that baby eats. Formula is fine. Any differences between boob and bottle fed babies are…

Shut the fuck up.

Oh no! Truly, it didn’t hurt. I didn’t know it happened at first. It was fixable with many kegels and use of what were essentially weighted dildos.