poorsluttyheathen
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poorsluttyheathen

Anterior vaginal wall prolapse here! After 2 kids in 13 months. My pussy fell out!

There is a doc on Netflix about a pair of Israeli brothers who had a similar business plan. They started in the 60s or 70s, made a ton of cheapie Troma-like movies, had a falling out and then they each had their own company churning out movies. I am absolutely blanking on all the rest of the details but the doc was

Thank you! They also replied to me when you gave them the heads up. This has maybe been the gentlest conversation I’ve ever had on kinja. It’s super nice!

Thank you :) I’m working on lucid dreaming to take control of them. I’ve done it once when I was a kid but haven’t been able to do it again. I’m at a point now where I will have a moment in the dream where I realize it’s a dream, but then I get distracted by like my pants or something and can’t get the control.

I have a cheese question. I have had burrata twice. The first time was at an Italian place that was fucking superb. I ate the fish special and I liked it. House made burrata, perfectly creamy and smooth.

Tick removal without buying a special tool-

The original was fucking terrifying. At the time. It is still scary, but the “found footage” genre wasn’t a thing yet. I rode home from the theater through the woods and was hiding my face the whole time. The newest one is VERY different but does require seeing the first for some of the explanations.

Okay so I fell into a terrible internet hole many years ago. This was one of the places I landed! Also a geocities on sex with chickens. They were very firm that one should never attempt to penetrate a chicken, they should only be used externally.

Yeah my first thought was whether you could trust that a guy actually got it.

As the Orange Fuhrer would say “It’s unpresidented.”*

I’m actually doing loads better today. Full nights sleep, one nightmare but not that bad. Got some shiny new gear on my paladin in Neverwinter this morning. Just got out of a shower during which I shaved my legs and danced my ass off to an 80s mix that began with Can’t Touch This.

Ooh I’ll have to check out Marshalls. Big Lots is usually our go to. They have really nice AKC branded toys and they last forever. I can see the platypus and the rat in her bed now. She did remove the rat tail and foot, but that’s just her style lol.

Thank you. My husband is wonderful. He held me shortly after I posted this and I got 5 hours of deep, and dreamless, sleep. A few weeks ago, I waded through my deep mistrust of the entire mental health profession (10 years of therapy, none could break my secrets), and contacted an office near me. I gave a brief

We discovered the skin of a hedgehog toy this week. She is tidy though. Squeaker and fluff removed from a hole about the size of a quarter. Oddly, she usually likes her toys to be quite gross from the licking but we have found her superman in the hamper the last two times we have done laundry. It’s still grey but at

I seriously want to eat her chubby little feet.

I vote kitten. An adult cat will be just as set in their ways and while they may get along, they may also fight. If you truly, truly trust the source you can ask for an adoption recommendation to find a cat that is super social, used to other animals or laid back. But some people aren’t so ethical and you end up with

That is one of three or four squirrels? Came in a fuzzy hollow tree stump?

The last four years of my life have been both wonderful and horrible. I have had to reexamine what I can remember of my childhood. I talk stuff out with my husband, and I’ll be a mess for a week or so and then I can try to get on with my life.

This! I spent the months before Cata completing achievements that were going away (fucking Lorekeeper) or changing. Maxed out unarmed on a priest before whatever expansion or patch that took it away. But I miss it.