Replace “ice water” with “scorpions” and I’m right there with you.

Trump’s bucket would look like weak ass Tang 12 seconds into Biden’s response.

Here's a solution: no more goddamn debates.

They go in with an “I’m going home tonight, even if that means I have to kill someone” because they have been trained to treat every person they interact as a potential combatant.

And face the same charges that people who think pulling fire alarms is a fun prank:

I stand corrected. 10 students expelled. 

Cops fired, students expelled...school sued.

it was 3 white girls and 7 others (minorities), which means 10 should be expelled.

The article should read that seven students were then expelled from the school.

Everything I’ve read about this seems to place all the blame for this incident on her terrible dorm mates. How are the cops not equally (or more) responsible for how terribly this turned out? The accusers lied that she threatened them with scissors. Clearly she wasn’t still threatening them even in their fictitious…

Yeah, I was thinking about the Mothership Connection as I read the article

After watching that episode, I finally understand what Parliament Funkadelic was talking about all this time.

The ghosts of past coonery have their eyes on him:

For all the people saying that elections don’t matter and why should I vote, Exhibit A: Daniel Cameron. He was elected to his position. I am certain some black folks voted for his ass thinking he was one of them. Uh no. He is one of the ones Harriet would’ve shot. He suffers from “We Sick Boss” disease and is living…

And whenever the time comes for the next round of conservative contenders of color to be counted, Daniel Cameron is itching and inching to be first in line.

I imagine it was something like this.

He doesn’t have a soul. 

There’s a first time for everything.

Yo if we are all looking for someone to blame, we have each other to blame. What kinda fucked up system has us on the edge of our God damn seats about the health of an 80-something-year-old-woman? That’s some stupid shit to prop up. Objectively, she never should have had that position, whether she dipped during Obama…

“A very self-assured white person once tried to convince me that she had been invited to “the cookout” by citing that she loved “Frankie Beverly and the Maze.”