This article was......torture.

1974 baby, but still....

And then black licorice has the nerve to disguise itself from time to time as Good N’ Plenty, slathering itself in a pink and white candy coat, which makes the pieces look like either Pepto caplets or sad barbiturates, whichever your perspective is.

Charleston, SC.

“Does he have a license to dress like that?”

Pres. Lincoln: “Look....We’ll let you guys keeps slaves every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and one Saturday out of the month.”

Deborah Robinson = Your 5th-grade math teacher who was also your homeroom teacher who didn’t give you one single solitary inch, and you loved her to death because she always let you lead the line to recess andlet you pick which Jolly Rancher you wanted out the big candy jar on her desk.

Like Wesley Snipes’ accountant, I have nothing. As a man of the Negro persuasion, I take my showers at home, because YT men always wanna hold naked conversations and get dressed from the top down. All I see out of the corner of my eye is a polo, angora socks, and what I wish was a pink satchel. I have neither the time…

I regret that I have but one upvote to give.

We’ll be like, “Who brought the pimento loaf? Topped with cranberries? AND marshmallows?”

I am 18 years deep in teaching high school. If there were ever a fight that I would NOT break up, it would be this one.

I feel bad that I probably took a YT person’s spot when I was accepted into undergrad and grad. I’m gonna go rescind my degrees right now.

Is that OJ in blackface?

And then he invited him to dinner 5 seconds later. And he agreed 😅

“I......I didn’t know I couldn’t do that.” 😂

Yeah. Break a leg. Hayward-style.

You should’ve reminded her of the Henry Hill creed: “£uck you, pay me.”

He’d better not even....

Fret not, good people. Remember, Black Panther drops on the following weekend, cleansing us of this ofay oppression.

You would be a hero to all.