#flawlessvictory. I could feel her neck working, her upper lip tucked in, her hand up on her hip, and the index finger on her other hand continuously darting upward.

I would like to use Orange Foolius, please.

Joy Taylor: “It’s long.....and dark.....heavier than a regular cigarette. I wonder what it would feel like in my mouth....”

*whips out papers*

But not nearly as useless as 3J.

Not a single Drumpf vote out there.

And then enjoy the next 82 games.

I sincerely hope and pray that every team takes a knee the first game and every game this season. We’re done having conversations.

You detest grits? See. You finna make me put a less expensive ring on it.

Keith David, Jennifer Lewis, Michelle O., Serena, Mahershala Ali = grits with salt.

Let the church say......yay-men.

Yes, yes, and also yes to all of this. I have a reasonable affinity for SOME animals (except cats. Not sorry). I don’t own a pet, because I would most likely treat it like the animal that it is. No, you can’t come to work with me. You’re an animal. No, you can’t sit on the couch. You’re an animal. No, you can’t sleep…

I put cortizone on my toothbrush one morning. At least you didn’t go full dotard.

I got our tickets ;-)

Ole fine bewzhee azz.

Runny eggs I agree with. Everything else, we’ll work on getting you right after our nuptials, you beautiful strange woman, you.

Hole’ up. So you’re too good for Hawaiian bread? I thought we wuz cooler than a fan.

Sebastian Gorka’s stand-in.

Becky-ham Palace.

What kinda bottom-of-the-dumpster-ass crab legs are these??? As a native South Cackalackian and lifelong crab cracker, I’m as offended by this as I am by Porky’s Revenge’s caucasian tantrum.