poorpoorpitifulme
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They profited by their “maybe it’s true maybe it isn’t” coyness once they started attracting the wrong kind of attention, and Ames’ Observer interview is, as you note, offered as purely factual.

Hold the fuck up. Steven Mnuchin’s new shiksa wife is the angel-haired Zambian war lady??? Why didn’t I know that?

I bawled like a fucking baby. Being in the path of totality was goddamn amazing. The locusts and crickets began to make noise as it got darker, and the temperature drop was super cool. It was a really incredible experience.

For real. This is legit something that is huge and momentous and people should be worked up about it.

i love this. i love when people (celebs or normal) let down their guards and just geek out about stuff like this. because it IS cool. it was a fun day, and i’m glad SJP had a fuckin blast.

Well said, Josiefiend Baker. My political views generally sync to Jezebel’s and most of its commenters. But there’s something deeply negative and cynical here. There’s a sentiment that puts purity over understanding. It shits on good because good isn’t perfect. And I am deeply uncomfortable with the seeming glee with

There are few people who can meet the Jezebel standards - for now Seth Myers makes the cut, but he will soon fail in some incremental way that makes him unacceptable. Instead of seeing more and more people stepping outside of their comfort zone and trying to do the best they can (and learning as they go), this site

Strong take: Late night entertainer is a “hack.” You’ve truly uncovered a truth few have found.

Here’s mine: Guitarist for band is “overrated.”

That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder

Some of my happiest childhood memories are of playing with rusted out auto parts in an empty field across from my BFFs house. Zero adult supervision, sharp rusty objects, and even, one time, a cache of old playboy magazines that we studied with Talmudic attention. Keep the marsh open.

This all seems like a pretty fair response? We don’t have any evidence that he would even be good at doing some sort of political humor/commentary. Its hard for me to fault someone when all they’re saying is “look I just want to do my style of comedy” on their own show.

My mom is 70 years old... if some smug bitch did this to her, I swear to god I would beat her senseless.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

“You had Emily Ratajkowski and Kendall Jenner promoting it,”

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

Did the person asking the questions get to hold the baby. I’d ask to hold the baby.

About fifteen years ago, I had the opportunity to spend the day on the set of Law & Order. I had lunch with Sam Waterston and then got to hang around and watch a taping. It was one of the best days of my life.

It’s so curious that these conspiracy hunters find themselves - the one time there does seem to be a genuine conspiracy going on - on the wrong side of it and refuse to believe it.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.