I’m old. I know this. I don’t get Billie Eilish. 

Scarlett Johansson’s already up for the role of Lydia in the film adaptation.

As a non-American, I had to smile at your comment because it’s such an American way of viewing the issue. Whether from the left or the right, it always comes down to money. The article and a lot of the author’s critics make the point that she’s profiting from Mexicans’ pain, and your proposed remedy is that the…

So by humanize what she meant was make a generic good immigrant that white people could stomach without feeling threatened or scared of THE OTHER. BUT ALSO, give the generic good immigrant enough scary problems to make white people empathize which will make us feel good about how open minded and GOOD we are. Isn’t it…

The only acceptable thing to share is french fries.

When I was a kid, I grew up spending a lot of time at my grandmother’s place in Santa Monica, dealing with one of her neighbors who hated kids running around the lawns having fun. Marie was a mean old lady who made no bones about her dislike of me or the other children in the area, which was all the worse because her…

No they aren’t, and don’t feed the delusion.

Now this is the kind of hard-hitting non-sequitur journalism I’ve been missing from Deadspin and Splinter’s absence.

Shia LeBeouf is running Bloomberg’s campaign.

Is his whole campaign some sort of comedic bit or maybe an abstract dadaist performative art piece? Maybe a combo and he's actually Andy Kaufman?

are you guys even trying? these sound like real adam sandler movies. i’ve seen two of these.

Counterpoint: There only great movie nominated is ‘Parasite’, the rest are solidly in to the ‘pretty good’ to ‘meh’ range. 

I finally watched the Joker this week and ended up feeling like it’s a weird movie to generate so much praise and hatred. For context I afterwards watched King of Comedy, and it struck me that what Joker misses is some sort of psychological and/or moral clarity about the character we’re watching. Without that it’s…

I haven’t seen Joker but by the looks of it it seems like a bad knock off of You Were Never Really Here. Just watch that. But I also hate Todd Phillips. War Dogs and The Hangover were garbage.

Even as someone who liked Jojo Rabbit, seriously? Best Picture? Would have chosen The Farewell or Knives Out far before it.

You really need to keep your snacks in pest proof containers. There are a surprising number of mice and roaches living in most office buildings.

Right now, I have, in my snack drawer:

It’s only bad if you tip less than 20%.