This calls to mind a comment I saw on this very site not too long ago, where someone said that if you don’t take your coffee black, you just don’t like coffee. Like the dogma the author describes here, that comment strikes me as incredibly inane, akin to saying “if you don’t eat whole cloves of garlic, you don’t like…

I distinctly remember being a first grader in Catholic school when we were taught the passage from Matthew when God’s literal wing man, Gabriel, appears to Mary and tells her she is going to give birth Jesus. We were distinctly told Mary was reluctant to participate but gave in because she was God’s “servant.” I…

There are over a billion Roman Catholics in the world, so there might be a lot of people who’ll get offended by the portrayal of Mary Mother of God as adulterous.

Adam Sandler is a character Daniel Day-Lewis has been playing for nearly 30 years.

This seems so Ashbachwards.

Just order the Ike & Tina Tuna and shut the fuck up.

Sir, this is the television department at Best Buy.

What is normal is that he set a very clear boundary of I do not watch or listen to clips of myself and they violated it so he walked out like a normal and healthy person would when their boundaries are violated. Terry Gross is the asshole here not Adam Driver.

I get it. The last time I had to watch footage of myself in public I tried to walk away too, but the bailiff stopped me.

It’s a gel -- called SuperGlue.

Well, if she stopped talking for the rest of the show, people might forget that she, John McCain’s daughter, is the daughter of John McCain.

“I won’t talk the rest of the show,” Meghan murmured, McCainly.

If you can afford the $250 drink, you can afford the tip. But buy the bottle instead. If a single pour costs $250, the bottle probably costs $500 - 1000 and you will get 12 large pours instead of 1 small one.

Since the whole point of spending $250 on a shot of scotch is telling people that you spent $250 on a shot of scotch, go ahead and treat yourself and truthfully tell people that you spent $300 on a shot of scotch.

“Dearest Salty,

Ah, Rashomon in a nutshell, minus the bartender’s POV. Let me add it.

“Dear Salty -

Why would you not name the chain casual restaurant that did this? Are you worried they are going to sue? I mean, you named Bob Evans as the place you liked, so why not name the bad place?

Aaaaaand we’re back to nonsense in our weekly installment of Needy People ask Obvious Questions