I understand, uh, some of this but 100% cosign.

See here’s the problem with the last meal scenario.

Having seen a taping of WoF years ago (it absolutely sucked shit) I can say they 100% never fucked. Even as a teenager the fact that she barely tolerates him was palpable. Having to sit through his shit for three episodes, I can see why. Pat sucks.

The irony is that his bottom-up style got him the Daily Double on the first question of the first round, so he could only max out at $1000. And Emma hit both DD in the 2nd round. That’s where James did most of his damage - he started the game blitzing the high-value questions and controlling the board until he found…

You need to look at their $ totals going into final jeopardy again.

You also need to never, ever wear those same clothes to the office again. Sure, you didn’t shit on your shirt (or I hope to god you didn’t) but you don’t want people to think “Oh yeah, that’s the purple-and-yellow shirt Dave shat himself in. Ol’ Dave’s shittin’ shirt. God, that guy, just shitting himself all the time…

Personally, I would bend over as if in great pain and wail loudly. The danger in this is that someone will compel you to be taken to the hospital in an ambulance, which you’ll likely be billed for. Tread lightly. 

If you shit yourself during a meeting, you double down. Bend over in pain, with your head down on the table, and then while hidden, stick your fingers down your throat and throw up all over yourself. You’re going to want to keel over next and writhe on the ground in agony.

You shit yourself at work during a meeting. It’s obvious to all present—they can hear it, smell it and, as you run out of the room, see it.

That’s completely wrong.

If you are using a cell phone , yes GPS isn’t as good without cell service or WiFi....but if you’re using a standalone GPS device (tomtom, magellan, garmin,...) device it doesn’t need any network connection at all, just the satellites.

That’s not how GPS works

You can drop a pin anywhere in the Google Maps app and get your lat-long location. Downloading the area for offline use is very smart before heading out. Plenty of times you might have cell signal but not data.

You can buy a very small amount of uranium on Amazon for use in science experiments. The customer reviews are priceless: “Seller was much more reliable than the Libyans I bought plutonium from in a mall parking lot.” “I ordered this, but when I opened the box 5.4 million years later, half of it was gone!”

The machine apparently works fine now, though CSUEB music students can’t get high off it anymore.

It’s not Klay’s contract, it’s a provision in the CBA that applies to everybody. 

So you’re telling me that while being interviewed by people that could potentially have influenced his salary over his next contract, said group of people had the opportunity to tell him “Sorry bud, you missed out on $30 million. How do you feel about that?”

is he pitching or directing a gangbang that’s having trouble getting going

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter.