I know there’s an implied multiplication symbol there you dingaling. No one puts an emphasis on multiplying/dividing from left to write in a case like this. If it’s written like this you need to rewrite it to make it more clear. If I saw this I’d assume they meant a fraction with 6 as the numerator and the rest as…

How the frick do you know in this case it means divide? I look at this problem and see that whoever wrote it did a poor job. No one writes actual math problems like this. If someone wanted it to be (6/2)(2+1) they would’ve written it like that. 

No, you aren’t understanding.  Horizontal bars, not slashes, and the orientation matters.

The issue is that the problem mixes two types of notation. The kind you learn in elementary school uses “÷” and “x” symbols, and in that case Fox is correct that multiplication and division are done at the same time, in order from left-to-right.

I was taught to multiply in the parentheses such as this in my college phsyics and calculus:

Ugh I don’t know if you’re serious or joking and I can’t believe I’m getting involved in this. The problem doesn’t have an x between 2 and (1+2). For me and many other intellectuals we assume that the 2 being right on the parentheses means you perform that operation first, 2(1+2). The only way you get 9 is if you…

Protein aside, the real reason to eat the yolk is that’s what makes the eggs actually taste good, which is why you need an entire glass of water to choke down 4 jumbo egg whites.

I do appreciate the outrage in this post, we all have days like this. Stay strong!

Do you also call a parenthetical statement a “bracketsical”?

Can we get a separate Deadspin website broken off where all of the idiot writers who think the answers is 9 can be quarantined along with all of the moron commenters who agree with them then the rest of us who actually passed middle school can stay here and have intellectual conversations about leaked athlete dick…

But the yellow part’s the baby bird. That’s the part I want to eat!- Red Foreman

god damn it, the answer is 1 you blithering freak holes!!!!!!! De’Aaron Fox should be jailed for making me relive 2014 Facebook debates!!!

the white stuff which is where all the protein is located.

God dammit. Until now I thought that the white had all the protein. Now, thanks to you, I find out that the white has only ~60% of the protein. This is pretty infuriating but it’s a fact so we’ll have to just deal with it.

The white of an egg does contain a higher percentage of protein of a whole egg than the yolk does, but that’s because there is more white than yolk in an egg. According to the USDA an egg yolk contains ~16g of protein per 100g  while the whites comes in at about 11g

I stepped on a lego the other day with my bare foot, so I know what this guy is going through.

while hosting the Army

1) Top of the head/hat

My dad would buy us the really, really, really large bag of popcorn from the supermarket. That was our food for the roadtrip. We just ate popcorn for the whole ride. And it dehydrated you so that you didn’t have to pee. If we were lucky, we stopped once every 2 hours.

David:

“How did people plan road trips before the internet? How would you know where you should stop if there was no Yelp to recommend it?”

Do the youths really not know what maps and atlases and guidebooks are anymore?

Outside of that, you used to ask people - people at hotels, gas stations, anywhere, really - for…