I mean it makes sense, if as a draftee you’re trying to elevate your position, who better to coach you than a guy with first-hand experience on what type of BS will fool the types of GM’s who have high first round picks.

I was in college and took a date (not my idea per se, we were both just curious about the hubbub). Did not get laid that night.

This would be a devastating blow if they hadn’t already addressed it and evolved as a company and a brand while long-term writers like Drew and Barry have apologized for Deadspin’s past (and their own on this site) and jumped aboard the “don’t write like an asshat” train.

Dave Portnoy is the real life equivalent of Dennis Reynolds.

“PMT might be able to do well without Barstool’s umbrella but Katz and PFT don’t seem inclined to make the jump.”

Cousins-fucking* is the bedrock of Game of Thrones.

I can’t decide if ‘bottoming for jesus’ is a great band name or Mike Pence’s future campaign slogan.

Kirk’s bottoming for Jesus

Also, Aaron Rodgers is fucking Kirk Cousins....for some reason?

I thought that was a fairly level-headed comment, but I guess if you wanna go down this road, I’ll just channel the memories of my most recent argument with my wife about it annnnnd ok.  IT’S JUST A HOBBY! I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT, I DON’T WANT TO NOW THOUGH.  YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS OVERREACTING

*Kavanaugh snarl* I LIKE BEER. I LIKED IT BACK THEN AND I LIKE IT NOW.

Ex Band Geek here. I ask you, Mark. Next time you’re in a room with even 5 other people. Ask them all to count to 10 in their head and then clap once they get to “10". I would bet you $100 you get a cascade of people clapping at different times.

Pee is pretty sterile I guess, but poop is filled with bacteria/etc. So if he’s not disinfecting his shower after the dog poops there every time, it’s not a great scenario. (At least that was the thought process for kid potty training) (no I did not train my kid to shit in the shower)

“But, when you break it down and think about it, it’s not that much more expensive than most baby things”

“But, when you break it down and think about it, it’s not that much more expensive than most baby things”

I absolutely 100% am open to the idea that my father is full of shit. 

I’ve lived in Atlanta my entire 48+ years, and I kind of lean toward well-done meats, and I’ve never heard “Sherman-ized” before.

I dunno, I can’t reach it, I might enjoy it. Who can say?

If God didn’t want you to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of delicious-ass fucking meat.

What say you, unabashed meat eaters, WHAT SAY YOU?

Obviously, the racist costume in the top picture is going to get all the attention. But still, Dave Portnoy does deserve some credit for somehow showing up to a Halloween party as both Craig Sager and Ted Cruz.