I would put my hand on his shoulder and say "You don't understand what you just said and neither do I."

I smell a woman trying to make a point! I think "lush wool or cashmere" gave it away.

P.S.: Oh, and by the way, it'd be nice if your default expression was a smile - or, at worst, a merely neutral expression - instead of a scowl that says, "I'll cut you off at the knees if you try to talk to me." C'mon, is life really that bad? Just sayin'.

Local Chicago woman likes to scowl at all times, gives zero fucks if you find her unapproachable.

so does Blake Lively

A.K.A. bud grinder...

French press. The one I have now is a piece of shit and I'm looking for a new one because they make they best coffee. I'm buying an extra to take on vacation, fuck hotel coffee.

Spice Grinder. I will go back to store bought cumin and "chili powder" over my cold, dead body.

This, this thing.

Anyone who doesn't answer "mandolin slicer" is a damn fool. What's that? Need me to julienne boat loads of veggies or slice 5 lbs of potatoes for au gratin that's going to take 15 minutes with a knife? Ok, I got this shit in 30 seconds...

I wish they were a village so we could chase them with pitchforks.

The first episode of the new season of Bob's Burgers was last night and my husband purposely didn't record it so he could record 60 minutes and a football game. Grounds for divorce?

I'm all for bugging cats (I have four, and it's fun to mess with them), but this just strikes me as really mean. I hope they all shit in his shoes.

I know I sound like a complete and total wiener, but I hate tricking animals with food.

the look on their faces is actually respect. game recognizes game.

It's not War Machine's fault these poems suck—he spotted his phone in the hands of another man.

Dear God man, someone offered sex and coke on Xmas and you're saying turn it down!? Why does this never happen to me?

I'm the white biological mom of a biracial daughter who was born in New Hampshire.

I commented with this on the first article, but as a biracial girl raised by a white mother, I feel for this family. It is no fun being raised by a woman you look nothing like. My mom did the best she could in our overly white town, but it sure as hell wasn't easy, and we heard some nasty words from all sorts. No…