The only reason to leave your hotel room in Dallas is Mexican food. That is all.

Oh goody, if Kylie Jenner wants to be the next Kylie Jenner, I call dibs on being the current Kylie Jenner!! Hello mansion, money, pool, and enough hair extensions to make wigs for a small country.

I love this comment so much I want to marry it.

Stop. With. The Kontour. When it reads this harsh in photographs I can only imagine (with horror) how it appears in person. This does not look like the subtle interplay of shadow and light. It looks like white and burnt orange Behr Exterior Premium Plus.

Ringo, put your dick away. Thx.

Seconded. Fuck every goddamn Christian that wants us to adopt more 'traditional' values in this country, and fuck every goddamn Muslim that is doing the same abroad.

Ugh, the "Daaaaaddddddyyyy." What sort of grown woman demands that a cop speaks to her "daddy" on the phone to get her out of trouble?

We were in a family-friendly restaurant, around 6:30pm, and I was wearing a loose-fitting, long sleeve shirt, jeans, and no makeup...so I'm not sure where the confusion arose as to what kind of service you were being provided.

Yep, that's how I read it too.

As soon as she mentioned her publicist, I went on Team Cop.

Very much agree with this; also, I've said this before, but according to law, the cops were legally entitled to ask for ID simply since they were on a callout to investigate an incident. This isn't like a cop stopping you on the street for no damn reason and demanding you show him ID in some kind of weird display of…

Exactly. I think race perhaps played a part in why the cops were called in the first place. But part of a police officer's job is to follow up on crimes which are reported. He tells the dude "i'd already be gone" as in its pretty obvious nothing is going wrong here. It seems to me like they just want the publicity.…

I emailed this to the tips but uh... anyone see a problem with this picture? (hint: it's the advertisement for the NFL above the leading headline...)

I don't know what's going on with this necklace, but I fucking love it. It's like crazy cyborg jewelry.

#fuckingpeoplewiththeirfuckingcameraphones

Ariana Grande's aesthetic is anything but sexy. She's a woman in her 20's trying to look like a baby prostitute. It's pretty disturbing, and also ironic that her aesthetic says "sweet" but her personality is anything but lol.

I don't get the "what am I suppose to tell my sons?" pearl-clutching at all. Umm, maybe you can explain to him that no matter how a woman is dressed, she still deserves your respect and how her clothing choices shouldn't affect how you treat her?

I know that society is patriarchal and women are expected to be sexy and sexually available no matter what we do in society, but I guess now I need to explain that to my sons?

Damn right. I'd be elated if they'd lose their non-profit status, because they're not... they're ALL about profit.

BRILLIANT. That image is pure brilliance. Every sponsor has to get the DV meme treatment. Money is the only organ where the NFL and its sponsors feel pain.